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#106 : J'ai le béguin pour vous

Titre en VO : I' ve Got a Crush on You
Diffusion US : 24/10/93 Diffusion FR : 10/05/94 

Lois se fait passer pour une serveuse et une chanteuse dans un club privé pour obtenir un scoop sur Metro Gang, entreprise criminelle qui finance les Pyromanes.

Clark, qui refuse de laisser Lois seule, devient barman et sauve le chef de l’organisation, la jolie Toni Taylor.

Lex reconnaît Loïs dans le club. Il ne la dénonce pas mais il voudra une explication avec elle.

Très en colère, Lois se rend chez Clark, mais elle devra se cacher quand Toni arrive. Pour distraire l’attention de Toni et permettre la fuite de Lois, Clark embrasse la patronne.
 
Quant aux Pyromanes deviennent hors de contrôle et l’entente que Toni avait prise avec Lex Luthor tombe.

Clark libère Toni et lui révèle sa véritable identité de journaliste. Elle est arrêtée, mais elle ne révèle pas que Luthor est le véritable chef.

Moments forts :
La crise de jalousie de Loïs

Note de l'épisode : 9,5/10

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3.75 - 4 votes

Titre VO
I' ve Got a Crush on You

Titre VF
J'ai le béguin pour vous

Première diffusion
24.10.1993

Première diffusion en France
10.05.1994

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_LOIS & CLARK_

                      The New Adventures of Superman


                           I'VE GOT A CRUSH ON YOU

                                  Episode #6

                                 Prod. #455305



Written by THANIA ST. JOHN
Directed by:GENE REYNOLDS



                                     _CAST_


CLARK KENT\SUPERMAN

LOIS LANE

PERRY WHITE

JIMMY OLSEN

LEX LUTHOR

____________________________________________________________________________

TONI TAYLOR

JOHNNY TAYLOR

LOU

TOOTS

BARTENDER

TOASTER #1

TOASTER #2

REPORTER #1

GIRL #1

NEWSCASTER




                                _

                                  _LOCATIONS_


      INTERIORS:                       EXTERIORS:

      Daily Planet                     Metro Club
         Waiting Area
                                       Alley
      Luthor's Penthouse
                                       Burned Out Building
      Clark's Apartment
                                       Riverview Harbor
      Lois' Apartment
                                       Clark's Apartment
                                          Balcony
      Burned Out Building
                                       Metropolis Street
      Metro Club
         Main Room
         Back Room
         Hallway
         Supply Closet





                                _TEASER_

    FADE IN:


1   EXT.  BURNING BUILDING - (DAY #1)                                            1

    A crowd of bystanders and news crews has gathered around
    to watch firefighters try to contain the blaze.  A
    NEWSCASTER stands nearby giving her viewers a
    play-by-play.

                                  NEWSCASTER
                   And yet another case of arson has
                   drawn firefighters to the Riverview
                   area.  That makes six in the last
                   twenty-four hours and still
                   Metropolis Fire Department
                   officials have no leads.

    She listens to her earphone.

                                  NEWSCASTER
                        (continuing)
                   I'm getting word now that there is
                   a custodian trapped inside the
                   building on the top floor.  The
                   engine ladders aren't tall enough
                   to reach him and the building's
                   stairwells are engulfed in flames.
                   There doesn't appear to be any way
                   to get him out.

    Behind her the crowd starts to look up and react.

                                  VARIOUS CROWD VOICES
                   Superman!  It's Superman!  He's got
                   him! etc.

    The newscaster tries to spot the action but too many
    things are happening at once.

                                  NEWSCASTER
                   It seems that Superman has been
                   able to reach the man in question
                   and -- over here...

    She walks to where a crowd has gathered along the
    sidewalk.  Everyone cheers as Superman comes out of the
    burning building, a 72-year-old Custodian in his arms.
    They are both blackened from the fire and smoke.  As
    Superman hands the Custodian to an awaiting Paramedic, he
    pats the old man on the shoulder.

                                                    (CONTINUED)


                            --page break--
                                                                               2.


1   CONTINUED:                                                                   1

                                  SUPERMAN
                   You'll be okay now.

                                  NEWSCASTER
                   Superman!

    Superman turns to face the Newscaster and the cameras.

                                  NEWSCASTER
                        (continuing)
                   You've been helping the fire
                   department all day.  Any idea who
                   could be behind the fires?

                                  SUPERMAN
                   No, not yet.  We've been too busy
                   fighting them.

                                  NEWSCASTER
                   We're hearing rumors the arsons
                   might be gang related.  Any
                   comment?

    In the b.g. we hear SIRENS and ENGINES ROLLING OUT.

                                  B.G. VOICE
                   Fire at Hobs and 8th!

                                  SUPERMAN
                        (answering)
                   I'm sure the proper authorities are
                   trying everything they can to find
                   out.  Now, if you'll excuse me.

    Superman hurries off revealing firemen behind him, dousing
    the spreading flames with water, creating...

                                  GIRL #1 (PRELAP)
                        (singing-off-key)
                   Psssssss ... Steamed Heat, I got...


2   INT. METROPOLITAN CLUB - MAIN ROOM   DAY                                     2

    ... the Metropolis version of the Coconut Grove where
    chorus girl auditions are in progress.  Several girls
    stand in the upstage shadows while GIRL #1 sings in the
    spotlight.  A well-built man with a pretty-boy face sits
    at a table by the stage, shirt sleeves rolled up, smoking
    a cigar.  This is JOHNNY, the epitome of macho.  He has a
    headache.

                                  GIRL #1
                   ... psssss... steamed heat, I
                   got --

                                                    (CONTINUED)


                            --page break--
                                                                               3.


2   CONTINUED:                                                                   2

                                  JOHNNY
                   You got nothin'.

    The piano music trails off and Girl #1 stares blankly.

                                  GIRL #1
                   But Johnny, last night you said I
                   had talent.

                                  JOHNNY
                   Last night you did.  Next!

    Refusing to give up, she starts tapping just about as well
    as she could sing.  Before Johnny can say anything more, a
    smartly dressed woman slips into the chair next to his, an
    angelic face with brains to go with.  This is TONI.

                                  TONI
                   We have a situation.

                                  JOHNNY
                        (dismissive)
                   I'm busy.

                                  TONI
                   It's another fire.  This time it
                   was Rudy's place.

                                  JOHNNY
                   I'll take care of it.

    Johnny puffs on his cigar.

                                  TONI
                   But Johnny, I think

                                  JOHNNY
                   Look, you really wanna do me and
                   the Metro organization some good?

                                  TONI
                   You know I do.

    Johnny looks at Girl #1, still tapping badly.

                                  JOHNNY
                   Fine.  Put on your tap shoes.  I
                   need a new chorus girl.

    He starts to laugh.  She leaves, fuming, and disappears
    behind an office door.

                                  JOHNNY
                        (continuing, exploding)
                   I said next!

                                                    (CONTINUED)


                            --page break--
                                                                               4.


2   CONTINUED:  2                                                                2

    Girl #1 scurries off the stage.  Johnny squints into the
    upstage darkness.

                                  JOHNNY
                        (continuing)
                   You!  With the legs!  Yeah, you.


3   CLOSE ON A PAIR OF GREAT GAMS                                                3

    ... as they step into the spotlight.  We PAN up.  A pair
    of red shorts shows off what it's supposed to.  A white
    blouse tied midriff-style is unbuttoned far enough to notice.

                                  JOHNNY (O.S.)
                   Uh-huh.

    And now the face, expectantly seductive.  It's LOIS LANE.

                                  JOHNNY (O.S.)
                   Baby cakes, you're in.

    Lois smiles.  The other would-be's pass her disgruntledly.

                                  LOIS
                   Sorry, girls. Better luck next
                   time.

    off her mischievous look.

                                                    FADE OUT.

                                  _END TEASER_


                            --page break--
                                                                               5.

                                   _ACT_ _ONE_

    FADE IN:


4   ON A MATCH BEING STRUCK                                                      4

    ... its flame being brought to a cigarette.

                                  LOIS (O.S.)
                   Hey!


5   INT. DAILY PLANET - WAITING AREA - DAY                                       5

    Lois blows out the match and chastises the Smoker,
    pointing out the "No Smoking" sign behind him.

                                  LOIS
                   Can't you read?

    She and Clark head down the ramp toward her desk.  Clark
    holds a coffee cup.

                                  CLARK
                   It's too dangerous.

                                  LOIS
                   Not for me.

                                  CLARK
                   Lois, those guys aren't just club
                   owners, they're gangsters.

                                  LOIS
                   Look, it's very simple.  The Metro
                   gang controls Riverview.
                   Riverview's on fire.  I'm going to
                   find out why.

    PERRY walks by.  Clark takes a sip of coffee; it's stone
    cold and he grimaces.

                                  CLARK
                   Chief, please, talk some sense into
                   her, would you?

                                  PERRY
                   Ever tried to milk a steer, son?
                        (to Lois)
                   What's the problem today?

                                  LOIS
                   The problem is Clark, here, would
                   rather give up a scoop on the
                   Riverview fires than let me take a
                   few little chances.

    Clark surreptitiously blows on the coffee.


                            --page break--
                                                                               6.


6   CLOSE ON - COFFEE CUP                                                        6

    It boils with heat.


7   BACK TO SCENE                                                                7

                                  PERRY
                   A scoop, huh?

                                  LOIS
                   A sure thing.

                                  PERRY
                   Well, Kent, it's always been my
                   policy to stand behind my reporters
                   and their methods one thousand
                   percent.  Why, if you opened up
                   that window, said you could fly,
                   I'd back you up.  I'd miss you, but
                   I'd back you up.

                                  LOIS
                   Thanks, Chief.

                                  PERRY
                   Doesn't mean you shouldn't be
                   careful, Lois.

                                  LOIS
                   I will.

                                  PERRY
                        (to Clark)
                   Don't you have a press conference
                   to get to?

    Perry heads for his office as Clark continues their
    conversation.

                                  CLARK
                   You should've discussed this with
                   me before you took it on.

                                  LOIS
                   Why would I do that, Clark?

                                  CLARK
                   Because we're a team.

                                  LOIS
                   But sometimes players have to wait
                   on the bench while other players
                   carry the ball.

                                  CLARK
                   You're in over your head.

                                                    (CONTINUED)


                            --page break--
                                                                               7.


7   CONTINUED:                                                                   7

                                  LOIS
                   If you can't stand the heat, stay
                   out of the story.
                        (beat)
                   Besides, I am first and foremost a
                   professional and I certainly
                   wouldn't do anything to compromise
                   my personal safety or the integrity
                   of my work.

    JIMMY rushes up to Lois, carrying a garment bag.

                                  JIMMY
                   Lois, here it is.  The dry cleaner
                   had a hell of a time with the
                   feathers.

    Jimmy opens the bag and pulls out the object in question,
    a skimpy chicken costume.  As they all react...


8   INT. LUTHOR'S OFFICE - DAY - CLOSE ON A WALL OF FLASHBULBS                   8

    ... as they go off, their white light strobing onto...


9   LEX LUTHOR                                                                   9

    ... who stands, beaming, behind a model of his latest real
    estate project, LexHarbor: ultramodern, megalithic, a
    city-within-a-city.  Reporters, including Clark, are
    jammed into the office.

                                  LUTHOR
                   Schools, shops, restaurants,
                   theaters, offices, apartments: a
                   self-contained community.  A giant
                   step forward in urban reawakening.
                   A new, bright jewel in Metropolis'
                   crown.

    More flashbulbs as the reporters call out questions.

                                  REPORTER #1
                   Aren't you worried about making
                   such a large investment in the
                   Riverview area at this time?

                                  LUTHOR
                   I never worry, I act.

                                  REPORTER #1
                   But what about the fires?  Even
                   Superman can't keep up with them.

                                                    (CONTINUED)


                            --page break--
                                                                               8.


9   CONTINUED:                                                                   9

                                  LUTHOR
                   Superman has made a valiant effort.
                   Unfortunately, he's failed.  I
                   suppose this proves he's only
                   human.

    Everyone laughs but Clark.

                                  LUTHOR
                        (continuing)
                   We must strike at the root of this
                   problem.  When a tree is sick, you
                   don't merely trim it's branches.

                                  CLARK
                   Instead you'd chop it down and
                   plant a bigger one?

                                  LUTHOR
                   If necessary.
                        (beat)
                   Riverview is currently a blight on
                   the face of our fair city.
                   LexHarbor will change all that.

                                  CLARK
                   How do you respond to accusations
                   that coercion was used to pressure
                   the city council to approve this
                   project without appropriate study?

                                  LUTHOR
                   I don't respond to accusations.
                   I'm more concerned with results.  I
                   believe in this city.  I believe we
                   can empower ourselves and take back
                   our streets from the kind of crime
                   and gang influence that apparently
                   even Superman can't solve.

    The reporters start shouting questions again as Clark
    reacts to Luthor's words against Superman.  Luthor slips
    through a back door and Clark looks at the model of his
    shining, prosperous waterfront.

                                                                 MATCH DISSOLVE TO


10  EXT. RIVERVIEW - HARBOR - DAY                                               10

    Geographically the same as the model except that
    everything is seedy and run down.  We HEAR a FIRE ENGINE
    SIREN in the distance.


                            --page break--
                                                                               9.


11  EXT. METRO CLUB - DAY                                                       11

    The same fire engine ROARS by the club, on its way to
    another emergency.  The large neon sign looks worn in
    daylight.  Several shiny sedans are parked out front.


12  INT. METRO CLUB - MAIN ROOM - DAY                                           12

    Lois, dressed as a cocktail waitress, learns the ropes
    from TOOTS, a platinum blonde, also in uniform.

                                  TOOTS
                   ... and if you hold your tray like
                   this, you'll always have one hand
                   free for protection.

                                  LOIS
                   Protection?

                                  TOOTS
                   Eyes ain't the only things that
                   wander in this joint.

    Meanwhile, Lois has been keeping her eye on the back room
    and the group of well-dressed men that has just entered
    it.

                                  TOOTS
                        (continuing)
                   So, when you're not on stage,
                   you're out here takin' orders, got
                   it?  Now I better get in there with
                   somethin' to wet their whistles or
                   I'll be back slingin' hash at the
                   truck stop.

    Toots tries to take the tray away from Lois who pulls it
    back.

                                  LOIS
                   Let me.  I could use the practice.

                                  TOOTS
                        (pulling)
                   They tip big.

                                  LOIS
                        (pulling back)
                   There's a twenty in it for you.

    Lois almost loses her balance as Toots lets go of the
    tray.


                            --page break--
                                                                               10.


13  INT. METRO CLUB - BACK ROOM - DAY                                           13

    The meeting of the Metros.  Big men with bigger egos
    around an even bigger table.  Johnny sits at the head.
    Toni is the only woman there.

                                  JOHNNY
                   Rocko, you tell the Robertson boys
                   they got one week to pay up, then
                   you take care of it.  Next, Lou,
                   numbers, what's the take this week?

                                  LOU
                   Down, Johnny.  Less street traffic
                   on account of the fires, which I
                   think it's time we start talkin'
                   about.

    Johnny glares at him.

                                  JOHNNY
                   So, you want to run the meeting
                   now, Lou?

                                  LOU
                        (worried)
                   Johnny, I didn't say --

                                  JOHNNY
                   Then shut up and worry about your
                   own problems, like getting revenue
                   up before I give Briggs your
                   territory.

                                  LOU
                   Okay, Johnny, no problem.

                                  JOHNNY
                   Anybody else?

    The door opens.  All heads turn toward Lois, carrying a
    tray of drinks with both hands.  She feels their gaze.

                                  LOIS
                   Thirsty, boys?

                                  JOHNNY
                   Over here, gorgeous.

    Everyone mutters approvingly as Lois offers Johnny a drink
    from her tray.  He takes it and gives her a little pat on
    the rear for thanks.  After a momentary look of shock, she
    recovers and continues her task.

                                  JOHNNY
                        (continuing)
                   So, where were we?

                                                    (CONTINUED)


                            --page break--
                                                                              11.


13  CONTINUED:                                                                  13

                                  TONI
                   Johnny, Lou's right, I think we
                   should discuss these fires.

    There's a rumbling of agreement around the table, although
    no one will come out and say anything.

                                  JOHNNY
                   You got something to say, save it
                   for later.

                                  TONI
                   If I've got something to say, why
                   shouldn't I say it now?

                                  JOHNNY
                   Because you don't talk at
                   meetings, that's why.

                                  TONI
                   Maybe I should start.

                                  JOHNNY
                        (to the group)
                   You hear that?
                        (to Toni)
                   Let me tell you something, _Miz_
                   M.B.A. All that piece of paper
                   means around here is; do the books
                   and stay out of business.

                                  TONI
                   Stay out and watch it go down the
                   drain.

    Toni looks around at the men.  There is an uncomfortable
    silence, no one wanting to look her in the eye.  Even
    though she may be right, no one challenges Johnny in this
    room.  Everyone is tense, waiting for him to respond.  He
    tries to be light about it, but he is seething.

                                  JOHNNY
                   Sure, okay.  Go on, tell us how
                   stupid we all are.

    Toni slowly rises to her feet.  Lois smiles.  Score one for
    the girls.

                                  TONI
                   Ever since Papa died I've sat back
                   and watched my brothers run this
                   organization.
                                  (MORE)

                                                    (CONTINUED)

                            --page break--
                                                                              12.


13  CONTINUED:  2                                                               13

                                  TONI (CONT'D)
                   First Tommy, who didn't stay alive
                   long enough to do much damage, then
                   Gus, who we won't see for another
                   two hundred and forty years, even
                   with good behavior.  And now you,
                   Johnny.

    She looks around the table.

                                  TONI
                        (continuing)
                   We're inefficient, we're
                   misdirected, we're a fraction of
                   what we could be if only we
                   concentrated on real business
                   instead of this nickle and dime
                   gangster stuff.  Look at us.  We're
                   more interested in the new lounge
                   act than in preserving the family
                   legacy.  What would Papa say?

                                  JOHNNY
                   Papa would tell you to find a good
                   husband, start havin' some babies
                   and leave the real work to the men.

    Toni looks over at him disgustedly.

                                  TONI
                   That's what he did tell me, Johnny.
                   only he didn't realize that you
                   would all destroy it.

    She turns to go.  He pulls out his gun and points it at
    her.

                                  JOHNNY
                        (continuing)
                   I'm still the head of this
                   organization, and don't you forget
                   it!

    He empties his gun into the wall above her head.
    Everyone, including Lois dives for cover but Toni doesn't
    flinch.

                                  TONI
                   Just what we need.  A cool head in
                   charge.

    Toni walks out, leaving Johnny fuming and Lois wondering
    whether Clark was right.  We hear a DRUM ROLL...


                            --page break--
                                                                              13.


14  CLOSE ON A PAIR OF BLACK SWINGING DOORS                                     14

    ... the kind with round windows.  The glass is opaque,
    with letters "M" and "C" etched onto each pane.

                                  ANNOUNCER (O.S.)
                   Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to
                   the Metro Club.

    A man's hands push the doors and we are...


15  INT. METRO CLUB - MAIN ROOM - NIGHT                                         15

    What was just an ordinary room hours before has been
    transformed into a glamorous supper club, complete with
    sophisticated patrons, candle lit tables and a beautiful,
    blonde Singer on stage giving us her rendition of "Too
    Darn Hot."  Clark, dressed in his undercover outfit of
    jeans, t-shirt, peacoat, and watch cap, has just entered
    the club.  He looks and behaves like a seaman just off a
    ship.  He walks to the bar and bangs his fist on it, which
    causes all the other glasses to shake.

                                  CLARK
                   Gimme a beer.

    The BARTENDER serves him.  Clark puts a five down, takes
    his drink and checks out a little more of the club.
    Johnny, Lou and some of the other Metros sit in the
    audience with their girlfriends.  The Singer pays special
    attention to Johnny and he loves it.  Clark leans against
    a side wall, next to a curtained doorway and watches the
    show.  After a beat, a hand reaches out from behind the
    curtain and forcefully yanks him...


16  BACKSTAGE                                                                   16

    ... into a little narrow hallway leading to the dressing
    rooms.  It's Lois, all made up, a terry cloth robe
    covering her costume.

                                  LOIS
                        (whispering)
                   _What_ are you doing here?

                                  CLARK
                   I came to see the show.

                                  LOIS
                   You'll ruin everything.

                                  CLARK
                   Looks like you're real close to
                   the story.

                                                    (CONTINUED)


                            --page break--
                                                                               14.


16  CONTINUED:                                                                  16

                                  LOIS
                   For your information I spent the
                   entire afternoon with the leader of
                   the Metros in his inner sanctum.

                                  CLARK
                   Wearing this?

    He tries to peek at her costume.  A feather pokes out.
    She pokes it back in and looks at his clothes.

                                  LOIS
                   And who are you supposed to be,
                   Popeye the Sailor?

                                  BACKSTAGE VOICE (O.S.)
                   Five minutes!

                                  LOIS
                        (to Clark)
                   _Go_ _away_!

                                  CLARK
                   I'm here to back you up..

                                  LOIS
                   I don't need back up.

                                  CLARK
                   I think you do.  How'd you get so
                   close to this guy, anyway?

                                  LOIS
                   He's a man.  I'm a woman.  You want
                   me to draw you a diagram?

                                  BACKSTAGE VOICE (O.S.)
                   Places!  That means you, sweet
                   thing.

                                  CLARK
                   What have you found out?

                                  LOIS
                   Johnny and his sister don't exactly
                   see eye to eye.  There's some kind
                   of power struggle going on.  Now
                   fly.

                                  CLARK
                   And miss your debut?  I think I'll
                   stick around.

                                  LOIS
                   Clark, you'll stick out like a sore
                   thumb.

                                                    (CONTINUED)


                            --page break--
                                                                              15.


16  CONTINUED:  2                                                               16

                                  CLARK
                   Thanks for worrying, but... I think
                   you're on.
                        (beat)
                   Sweet thing.

    And with that she's off to her dressing room and Clark
    goes back into...


17  THE MAIN ROOM                                                               17

    ... where Clark heads back toward the bar, resuming his
    disgruntled sailor demeanor.

                                  CLARK
                   Whiskey. Make it a double.

    The Bartender complies and Clark swigs it back.

                                  CLARK
                        (continuing)
                   Another one.

                                  BARTENDER
                   It's gonna hit you like a ton of
                   bricks, buddy.

                                  CLARK
                   Alcohol never affects me.

                                  BARTENDER
                   Sure, sure.

                                  CLARK
                   Besides, can't be any worse than
                   what's already happened to me
                   today. Hit me again.

    The Bartender does. Clark downs that one too.  Clearly,
    nothing happens to him when he drinks. There is a DRUNK
    at the end of the bar.  Clark studies his mannerisms and,
    one by one, introduces them to his own behavior:
    slouching, slurring, staring, gesturing.

                                  CLARK
                        (continuing)
                   Don't you want to know what
                   happened?  I got fired, that's
                   what.  Thrown off my ship, just
                   like that.

    By now Clark is getting very LOUD. He downs another shot
    while another number starts on stage, "Down on the Farm."
    As the Singer begins the verse the chorus girls make their
    entrance behind her.

                                                    (CONTINUED)


                            --page break--
                                                                              16.


17  CONTINUED:                                                                  17

    They are all dressed in skimpy barnyard outfits.  Lois is
    the chicken.  It takes Clark a moment to get over this
    sight and remember what he's doing.

                                  CLARK
                        (continuing)
                   Gimme another.

                                  BARTENDER
                   Sure thing, pal.

    He pours.  Lois looks over from the stage, wondering what
    he's up to.

                                  CLARK
                   Got any job openings around here?
                   I've done some bartending.

                                  BARTENDER
                        (disapproving)
                   I don't think so.

                                  CLARK
                   Why not?

                                  BARTENDER
                   You're not the type.

                                  CLARK
                        (too loudly)
                   What's that supposed to mean?

    Meanwhile, Toni has come up next to him.

                                  TONI
                   Is there a problem here?

    The Bartender indicates Clark.

                                  CLARK
                   No problem.  I was just asking your
                   man, here, about a job.

                                  TONI
                   I'm afraid we have no openings at
                   present.  I'm also afraid I'm going
                   to have to ask you to leave.  We
                   have a strict dress code here at
                   the Metro Club and--

    Just then the black swinging doors BURST open and people
    begin to SCREAM.  Four figures, dressed in metallic
    warm-up suits with matching hoods and masks line up facing
    Johnny at the table.  They look like asbestos cat burglars
    ready to repeat the St. Valentine's Day massacre.  These
    are THE TOASTERS.  One by one, they pull out small,
    automatic, uzi-like weapons, also known as Toasters.


                            --page break--
                                                                              17.


18  CLOSE ON ONE OF THE WEAPONS                                                 18

    ... a menacing sight equipped with a dial that reads
    "Light - Medium - Toast" with corresponding numbers one
    through ten underneath.  A gloved hand enters the frame
    and turns the dial up to "Toast."

                                  TOASTER #1
                   Johnny, you're a dead man!

    People are scattering, but the Toasters aren't interested.
    They only want Johnny.  He makes a run for the office
    door.  They aim and fire.  Literally.  Instead of bullets,
    small pellets of flame are expelled from the guns.  Clark
    leaps over and tackles Johnny to the ground, taking all
    the fire himself.  The flame bullets singe his clothes but
    can't hurt him.

    Lois watches, aghast.  Small fires have begun all over the
    club.  Several Metros have raised their guns and started
    firing back at the Toasters who flee the scene.  Clark
    looks over to see Toni trapped at the bar by flames.  He
    hurries through them, picks her up, then places her out of
    harm's way.  By now everyone has run out of the club.
    Lois rushes over to Clark.

                                  CLARK
                   Out, everyone out.

    He pushes Lois and Toni toward the door.  Lou drags Johnny
    Out.  Clark is left there alone.  He inhales deeply, then
    uses his SUPER BREATH again, this time with more
    magnitude.  The small fires go out before they have time
    to do much more damage.  Clark catches his breath as he
    looks over at the far wall.  The word "TOASTERS" has been
    burned into it.  It's still smoking.  Lois races back in.

                                  LOIS
                   Clark, are you okay?
                        (off his nod)
                   Who _were_ those guys?

    She sees the words on the wall, sees he's all right.

                                  CLARK
                   I think we've just been introduced
                   to the Toasters.

    Off their faces as they try to put the pieces of the
    puzzle together.

                               _END ACT ONE_


                            --page break--
                                                                              18.

                                _ACT_ _TWO_

    FADE IN:

19  INT. METRO CLUB - MAIN ROOM - (DAY #2) - CLOSE ON THE WALL                  19

    ... as paint rollers begin to cover up the offensive
    word "Toasters."


20  PULL BACK                                                                   20

    ... to reveal many employees working to clean the place
    up, including Lois.  One by one she sees the Metros enter
    the back room for another meeting.  She picks up a tray
    and heads for the door but Lou stops her.

                                  LOU
                   Beat it.

    He slams the door in her face.  She looks around, making
    sure no one sees her, then slips through the curtained
    doorway and into the...


21  BACKSTAGE HALLWAY                                                           21

    ... where she and Clark were the night before. She looks
    around again, then steps into a...


22  SUPPLY CLOSET                                                               22

    ... where she quietly removes the cleaning products from a
    shelf, revealing three bullet holes. She looks through
    one.


23  LOIS' POV                                                                   23

    ... into the Back Room.  These are the bullet holes that
    Johnny made when he shot the place up.  All the Metros are
    at the table, as is Toni.  Johnny sits in his chair, his
    arm in a sling.


24  BACK TO LOIS                                                                24

    ... who strains to hear.


25  BACK ROOM - CONTINUOUS                                                      25

                                  JOHNNY
                   The first thing we gotta do is find
                   out who these guys are and arrange
                   for a little payback.

                                                    (CONTINUED)


                            --page break--
                                                                              19.


25  CONTINUED:                                                                  25

                                  TONI
                   I don't think so.

                                  JOHNNY
                   Hey, I'm talking.

                                  TONI
                   Not any more.  Your days of
                   speaking for this organization are
                   through.  You should've seen this
                   coming and you shold've taken steps
                   to protect us _before_ it happened.
                   As of now, you're out.

                                  JOHNNY
                        (laughing)
                   Says who, you?

                                  TONI
                   Let's leave it up to the boys.

    One by one the Metros stand and walk over behind her,
    leaving Johnny very much alone.

                                  TONI
                        (continuing)
                   Take a vacation, brother.  A long
                   one.

    Johnny starts to pull a gun on her.  She nods and two
    Metros overtake him.

                                  TONI
                        (continuing)
                   Get him out of here.

    They do.  She addresses the rest of them.

                                  TONI
                        (continuing)
                   I know some of you want to go back
                   to the way things were when my
                   father was alive, but that's not
                   going to happen.  We've got an
                   opportunity to move our
                   organization to the next level.
                   Out of the back room and into the
                   board room.  If any of you
                   disagree, you can always join
                   Johnny in retirement.  Any
                   questions?

    Not a word.

                                  TONI
                        (continuing)
                   Good.  Let's go to work.


                            --page break--
                                                                              20.


26  BACK TO LOIS                                                                26

    ... who has heard it all from the supply closet.

                                                    CUT TO:


27  INT. DAILY PLANET - DAY                                                     27

    Clark is eating a cold chicken lunch and typing into his
    computer as Lois rushes in.  She holds a trench coat
    tightly around her, but her cocktail waitress fishnets and
    spiked heels are visible from the knee down.

                                  LOIS
                        (breathless)
                   You haven't sent our Toaster
                   article down to copy yet, have you?

                                  CLARK
                        (swallowing)
                   Just putting the finishing touches
                   on it now.
                        (offering)
                   Drumstick?

                                  LOIS
                        (slow burn)
                   I swear, if you breathe one word...

                                  CLARK
                        (grinning)
                   You were saying something about the
                   article?

                                  LOIS
                   Yeah.  Stop the presses.  The
                   Metros just had a big meeting.
                   Johnny's out and his sister Toni
                   has taken over.

    Lois, forgetting, rips off her coat while firing up her
    computer.

                                  LOIS
                        (continuing)
                   If we hurry we can make it into the
                   afternoon edition.

    People begin to stare at her outfit.

                                  CLARK
                   Uh, Lois?

                                  LOIS
                   Clark, I'm on a deadline here.

                                                    (CONTINUED)

                            --page break--
                                                                              21.


27  CONTINUED:                                                                  27

    Before he can say anything more, Jimmy strolls by, sizing
    Lois up.

                                  JIMMY
                   Professional, but naughty.  I like
                   it.

    Lois suddenly realizes why everyone is staring.  She grabs
    her coat and puts it back on.  Jimmy moves off.  Clark
    leans over to Lois.

                                  CLARK
                   So I guess if Johnny's out, so's
                   your plan.

                                  LOIS
                   Don't be ridiculous, I'm perfectly
                   placed.

                                  CLARK
                   I may be, too.

                                  LOIS
                   What are you talking about?

                                  CLARK
                   Toni asked me to meet her at the
                   club this afternoon.

                                  LOIS
                   For what?

                                  CLARK
                   I'm a man, she's a woman.  You want
                   me to draw you a diagram?

    Lois looks at him, deadpan, as Perry walks up.

                                  PERRY
                   Lois, how's the undercover work
                   going?

                                  LOIS
                   Fine, chief, just fine.

                                  PERRY
                   Good.  Didn't think you'd chicken
                   out on me.

    He and Clark share a laugh as Lois just glares.

                                                    CUT TO:


                            --page break--
                                                                              22.


28  INT. METRO CLUB - MAIN ROOM - DAY                                           28

    The place looks better, but people are still straightening
    up.  Clark stands in the b.g. while Toni storms in and
    throws a copy of The Daily Planet down on the bar next to
    Lou.  She is furious.

                                  TONI
                   Since when is Metro business front
                   page news?

    Clark activates his SUPER HEARING and listens in.

                                  LOU
                   Since the Toasters declared war on
                   US.

                                  TONI
                   I don't mean that, I mean
                   information that could only have
                   come from our meeting, that I'm the
                   new head of the Metros.  Could
                   Johnny have leaked the story?

                                  LOU
                   Uh-uh, we put him on a plane, like
                   you said.

                                  TONI
                   Then it's someone else.  Find him.
                   Fast.  We can't afford this kind of
                   exposure.

    The Bartender comes up to them.

                                  BARTENDER
                   It's the guy from last night.  You
                   said you wanted to see him?

    Toni looks over and sees Clark, back in his dock clothes.

                                  TONI
                   Send him over.

    She nods to dismiss Lou and watches approvingly as Clark
    walks over.

                                  TONI
                        (continuing)
                   I've changed my mind.

                                  CLARK
                   About what?

                                  TONI
                   The dress code.  It doesn't apply
                   to good-looking men who save my
                   life.

                                                    (CONTINUED)


                            --page break--
                                                                              23.


28  CONTINUED:                                                                  28

                                  CLARK
                   Good, cause these are the only
                   clothes I've got.

                                  TONI
                   Maybe we can change that.

                                  CLARK
                   Look, I didn't come here for a
                   handout.  You said you had a job
                   for me.

                                  TONI
                   Bartender, right?  Mr...

                                  CLARK
                   King, Charles King.

                                  TONI
                        (liking it)
                   Charlie.  You saved my life last
                   night.

                                  CLARK
                   It was worth saving.

                                  TONI
                   Are you always that good in a
                   crisis?

                                  CLARK
                   Try me.

                                  TONI
                   I may do just that.  But for now
                   we'll start with bartending.

                                  CLARK
                   You're the boss.

                                  TONI
                   Good.  I need that kind of loyalty
                   around here.  It seems to be in
                   short supply.  Keep your eyes and
                   ears open and we'll see about
                   moving you up.

    Meanwhile, Lou has come back.

                                  LOU
                   Don't mean to bother you but we got
                   a small problem.  Delilah just
                   quit.  Says she's too scared of the
                   Toasters to come back here.

                                                    (CONTINUED)


                            --page break--
                                                                              24.


28  CONTINUED:  2                                                               28

                                  TONI
                        (to Clark)
                   See what I mean?  No loyalty.
                        (to Lou)
                   Does she have a contract?

                                  LOU
                   Yeah, of course.

                                  TONI
                   Good.  Sue the sequins off her and
                   get another singer.

                                  LOU
                   Done.

    Lou leaves.

                                  CLARK
                   When do I start?

                                  TONI
                   As soon as you get yourself some
                   new clothes.

    She peels off five hundred dollar bills.

                                  TONI
                        (continuing)
                   Welcome to the good life.


29  CLOSE ON A PAIR OF BLACK SWINGING DOORS                                     29

    ... as they are pushed open again, leading us back into
    the club later that night.  The band on stage is playing.
    Lois, casually dressed but her hair perfectly coiffed and
    her face made-up walks across the room to the bar.  She
    addresses the bartender who is turned away from her.

                                  LOIS
                   Soda, please.

    Clark turns around and smiles.  He now wears a tuxedo.

                                  CLARK
                   coming right up.

    Lois, shocked to see him, lifts the bar rail and moves
    beside him.

                                  LOIS
                   What are you doing here?

                                                    (CONTINUED)


                            --page break--
                                                                              25.


29  CONTINUED:                                                                  29

                                  CLARK
                   My job.  You're looking at the
                   Metro Club's newest bartender.
                   Like my tux?  It's Italian.

                                  LOIS
                   What did you do, fly to Rome?  I've
                   been looking for you all day.

    Clark just smiles.  Toni comes up to the bar.

                                  TONI
                   Charlie!

                                  LOIS
                   Charlie?

                                  TONI
                   I hardly recognized you.

                                  LOIS
                        (under her breath)
                   Join the club.

                                  CLARK
                        (re Lois)
                   Just getting to know the help.

                                  TONI
                        (sizing Lois up)
                   Not too well, I hope.

                                  CLARK
                   Beat  it, kid.  I gotta go to work.

    Clark pats her on the rear, a replay of Johnny's action.
    Lois gives him the evil eye and has no choice but to
    leave.  Clark pours Toni a drink at _SUPER_ _SPEED_ and
    places it in front of her.

                                  TONI
                        (startled)
                   I've had one better but I've never
                   had one faster,

                                  CLARK
                   Sweet vermouth on the rocks with a
                   twist?

                                  TONI
                        (smiling)
                   How did you know?

                                  CLARK
                   I asked.

                                                    (CONTINUED)


                            --page break--
                                                                              26.


29  CONTINUED:                                                                  29

                                  TONI
                   Looking out for my best interests?

                                  CLARK
                   That's what I'm here for.

                                  TONI
                   I think I like that.  Lou said you
                   were having problems with the ice
                   maker.

                                  CLARK
                   No. No problems.


30  CLOSE ON AN ICE MAKER                                                       30

    ... broken, no ice in sight.  PAN OVER to the sink where
    Clark fills an ice tray.  Clark leans down close and, with
    one SUPER COLD breath, freezes the tray.  He pops the
    ice out and drops it into some glasses.  He grabs a nearby
    newspaper and goes back to Toni.

                                  CLARK
                   Did you read about the Toaster's
                   latest stunt?  Burned a police
                   station to the ground about a
                   couple of blocks from here.

                                  TONI
                        (shaking her head)
                   Bad for business.  They're out of
                   control.  They've got to be
                   stopped.

                                  CLARK
                   What are you doing about it?

    Toni looks at him suspiciously.

                                  CLARK
                   Not that it's any of my business.
                   I just don't like anything
                   dangerous getting too close to you.

                                  TONI
                   That's quite a line you've got.

                                  CLARK
                   I mean every word.

    She spots someone at the door.

                                                    (CONTINUED)

                            --page break--
                                                                              27.


30  CONTINUED:                                                                  30

                                  TONI
                   We'll talk some more about this
                   later.  Right now, just stay here
                   and look handsome.  I've got some
                   business to discuss.

    Clark watches as Toni goes over to the-door and greets LEX
    LEATHER.  Clark quickly turns away so that Leather doesn't
    notice him.  He watches through the bar mirror as Toni
    leads him to a center table and they sit down.  He
    activates his _SUPER_ _HEARING_ and tries to listen to their
    conversation, but just as he begins to hear, a LOUD
    DRUMROLL nearly pops his eyes out of his head.  Apparently
    Super Hearing amplifies everything.

                                  ANNOUNCER (O.S.)
                   Ladies and Gentlemen, the Metro
                   Club proudly presents Miss Lola
                   Dane.

    A SPOTLIGHT hits the curtain revealing the bare back of a
    remarkably well-curved woman in a painted-on evening
    dress.  We hear the opening saxophone notes of "I've Got a
    Crush on You."  Clark and Lex look closely at the singer
    from opposite sides of the room.  There's something
    awfully familiar about her.  Both of-their jaws
    figuratively drop at the same time as she turns around and
    begins to sing...

                                  LOIS
                   'I've got a crush on you -- Sweetie
                   Pie -- All the day and night
                   time -- Hear me sigh -- The world
                   will pardon my mush -- But I have
                   got a crush on you.'

    It's a Lois we've never seen before.  Sexy.  Sultry.
    Seductive.  Clark is stunned.  Lex is appreciative.  Lois
    continues to sing as Toni and Lex continue to talk in
    whispers.


31  LOIS                                                                        31

    ... almost misses a beat when she sees Lex Luthor staring
    up at her, smiling.  Uncertain about her cover now, she
    can do nothing but keep singing.  She looks for...


32  CLARK                                                                       32

    ... who shares her worry but can't do anything about it.
    He looks back to Lex who can't seem to take his eyes off
    Lois.  Is he going to turn her in?


                            --page break--
                                                                              28.


33  ANOTHER ANGLE                                                               33

    ... as Lois finishes her song.  Lex takes the rose out of
    his lapel and tosses it to her on stage.  She catches it
    nervously while he applauds her.

                                  LUTHOR
                   Brava!

    The spotlight goes out and the curtain goes down on her.
    She turns around, walks past the chorus girls who are
    ready for another number and into the...


34  BACKSTAGE HALLWAY                                                           34

    ... where Clark intercepts her.

                                  CLARK
                   Lois --

    She puts her fingers up to her lips, looks around, then
    drags Clark into...


35  THE SUPPLY CLOSET                                                           35

    ... where they continue the conversation in whispers.

                                  CLARK
                   Did you see him?

                                  LOIS
                   Of course I saw him.

                                  CLARK
                   Get out of here now.  Don't even
                   stop to get your things.

                                  LOIS
                   Clark, Lex Luthor is a friend of
                   mine.  He would never do anything
                   to hurt me and he's way too smart
                   to let anything slip.

                                  CLARK
                   I don't trust him.  What's he doing
                   here anyway?

                                  LOIS
                   I'll ask him next time I see him.

    Clark notices the bullet holes in the wall.  He looks
    through one.

                                  CLARK
                   So this is how you spied on the
                   meetings.

                                                    (CONTINUED)


                            --page break--
                                                                              29.


35  CONTINUED:                                                                  35

                                  LOIS
                   If you're a good boy maybe I'll
                   teach you some more of my tricks,
                   but right now I've got to get ready
                   for my next number.

    Lois goes to open the door but before she can it flies
    open, revealing Toni standing there.

                                  TONI
                   Interesting place for a bartender.
                   Run out of olives?

    Clark must think fast.  He turns to Toni, holding Lois by
    her arm.

                                  CLARK
                   Here she is.  Your leak.  Lois
                   Lane, reporter for the Daily
                   Planet.

    Lois turns to Clark in fury, but holds her tongue.  A
    scary moment ensues before Toni responds.

                                  TONI
                   Guess I'll have to find another
                   singer.
                        (to Clark)
                   Good work.

                                  CLARK
                        (nodding)
                   What do you want me to do with her?


                                                    CUT TO:


36  EXT. ALLEY - NIGHT                                                          36

    Clark kicks open the back stage door.  He carries a
    struggling Lois over his shoulder.

                                  LOIS
                        (manic whisper)
                   You'll pay for this, Kent, I swear
                   you'll--

                                  CLARK
                        (under his breath)
                   _King_, remember?

    He spots a row of dumpsters.  He looks back at the stage
    door where Lou is watching.  They talk softly so he won't
    hear.

                                                    (CONTINUED)


                            --page break--
                                                                              30.


36  CONTINUED:                                                                  36

                                  LOIS
                   Why are you doing this?

                                  CLARK
                   So she'll quit looking for a leak.
                   At least _my_ cover's still safe.

                                  LOIS
                   Well, Merry Christmas and Happy New
                   Year.

                                  CLARK
                   Believe me, this is for your own
                   good.

    Her eyes grow wide as they approach an-open dumpster.

                                  LOIS
                   No...

    He drops her in.

                                  LOIS
                        (screaming)
                   No!!

                                  CLARK
                        (loudly)
                   And _stay_ out.

    He wipes his hands and walks back to Lou.  As he reaches
    the door, a head of rotten lettuce hits the wall next to
    him.

                                  LOU
                        (smiling)
                   I guess we won't be hearing from
                   her no more.

                                  CLARK
                        (sighs, to himself)
                   Speak for yourself.

                                _END ACT TWO_


                            --page break--
                                                                              31.

                                 _ACT THREE_


37  INT. CLARK'S APARTMENT - NIGHT                                              37

    A gas flame ignites with a whoosh underneath a kettle on
    the stove.  Clark is making tea when the door bangs open
    and Lois enters, still wearing her garbage-stained evening
    dress.

                                  LOIS
                   You rotten, back stabbing piece of
                   slime.  You know, some people might
                   be fooled by that innocent, boyish
                   exterior but not me, not anymore.

                                  CLARK
                   Tea, Lois?  It's a calming herbal
                   blend.  I learned it from a
                   medicine man in Fiji.  The secret
                   is the fresh mint.

                                  LOIS
                   I don't suppose you care but you've
                   completely blown the story.

                                  CLARK
                   By the way, I don't think I told
                   you but I really liked your song.

                                  LOIS
                        (screeching)
                   What?!

                                  CLARK
                   You have a very pleasant voice.
                   Most of the time.

                                  LOIS
                   Clark, I don't know what you think
                   you're doing...

                                  CLARK
                   You know, sometimes, on a team, the
                   person carrying the ball gets
                   hemmed in and she has to hand off
                   to another member of the team who's
                   in a better position to score.

    There is a knock at the door.  Clark X-RAYS through.  To
    Clark's surprise, it's Toni, carrying a grocery bag.

                                  LOIS
                   Who's that?

                                  CLARK
                   I guess... my dinner date.

                                                    (CONTINUED)


                            --page break--
                                                                              32.


37  CONTINUED:                                                                  37

                                  LOIS
                   Oh, I get it.  You don't need to
                   draw me a diagram.

                                  CLARK
                   Lois...

                                  LOIS
                   I cuddle up to three-day-old fish
                   heads while you play footsie with
                   the mafia princess.

    Another knock.

                                  CLARK
                   Oh, I get it.  You're jealous.

                                  LOIS
                   Jealous?  Are you out of your mind?

                                  CLARK
                   Lois, she can't see you here.
                   You've got to hide.

                                  LOIS
                   But --

    He pushes her behind the wall that masks the circular
    staircase.

                                  CLARK
                   I'll find some way to distract her
                   and then you sneak out.

    Even though she's still angry, Lois acquiesces.  Clark
    moves over to the door and opens it to admit Toni.

                                  TONI
                   Once again I'm in your debt.  I
                   thought I'd pay you back with a
                   home cooked meal.  How does lasagna
                   sound?

                                  CLARK
                   Delicious.


38  ANGLE ON LOIS                                                               38

    ... rolling her eyes.

                                  LOIS
                        (mouthing)
                   Delicious.


                            --page break--
                                                                              33.


39  BACK TO CLARK AND TONI                                                      39

    ... as he guides her toward the kitchen and away from Lois.

                                  TONI
                        (looking around)
                   Nice place.

                                  CLARK
                   it belongs to a friend of mine.  He
                   lets me use it whenever I'm in
                   Metropolis.
                        (re groceries)
                   You know, you don't really have to
                   do this.

                                  TONI
                   I know.  I want to.

                                  CLARK
                   Do you always get what you want?

                                  TONI
                   Usually.  How about you?

                                  CLARK
                   Let's see.

    He leans in and kisses her, turning her head away from the
    door.  He motions with his hand for Lois to get out.  She
    stares at them for a beat, then creeps out, closing the
    door soundlessly behind her.  Clark ends the kiss.  Toni
    is pleasantly surprised.

                                  TONI
                   You don't waste any time, do you?

                                  CLARK
                   Not if I can help it.
                        (beat)
                   You said something about lasagna?

    She smiles.

                                                    CUT TO:

40  INT. LOIS' APARTMENT - NIGHT                                                40

    Lois enters, tired, angry and disgusted.  She immediately
    starts to take off her garbage-stained clothes, dropping
    them on the floor behind her as she heads across the room.

                                  LOIS
                   Jealous?  Ha!

                                                    (CONTINUED)


                            --page break--
                                                                              34.


40  CONTINUED:                                                                  40

    She disappears into the bedroom.  A few moments later she
    comes back out in a schlumpy bathrobe, her hair up in an
    ugly scrunchy.  She heads for the freezer.

                                  LOIS
                        (continuing)
                   Like I really care.

    She takes out a gallon of Rocky Road and begins to shovel
    it down right out of the carton.  A wave of emotion hits
    her as she realizes this may be the case.

                                  LOIS
                        (continuing)
                   I am jealous.

    There is a knock at the door.  She answers it, spoon in
    her mouth, revealing Lex Luthor.

                                  LUTHOR
                   Let's do it.

                                  LOIS
                        (through the spoon)
                   I beg your pardon?

                                  LUTHOR
                   A song request.
                        (singing)
                   'Let's do it.  Let's fall in love.'

    The musical question hangs in the air.

                                  LOIS
                   I think my singing days are over.

                                  LUTHOR
                   But why?  You were magnificent.

                                  LOIS
                        (embarrassed)
                   It was just an act.

                                  LUTHOR
                   I prefer to think it was the real
                   you.  Passionate.  Sultry.
                   Seductive.
                        (beat)
                   Got an extra spoon?

                                  LOIS
                   Oh. Come in.

    Lois quickly bends to start picking up the clothes.  She
    absently stuffs it all into the freezer along with the ice
    cream.

                                                    (CONTINUED)


                            --page break--
                                                                              35.


40  CONTINUED:  2                                                               40

                                  LUTHOR
                   This is exactly how I pictured your
                   apartment.

                                  LOIS
                   I'm, uh... thinking of remodeling.
                        (beat)
                   Thanks for not blowing my cover.

                                  LUTHOR
                   That's what friends are for.
                   Tonight you look like you could use
                   one.

                                  LOIS
                   Lex, what were you doing at the
                   club?

                                  LUTHOR
                   Meeting with the new leader of the
                   Metro gang.
                        (beat)
                   She called me.  According to her,
                   we have similar interests in the
                   Riverview district.

                                  LOIS
                   I find that hard to believe.

                                  LUTHOR
                   So do I.  She talks a good line:
                   slum clearance, uplifting the
                   neighborhood, micromanagement,
                   growth and prosperity.

                                  LOIS
                   And you believe her?

                                  LUTHOR
                   Not for a minute.  In fact, I think
                   the whole thing was designed to get
                   me to slow down my own plans for
                   reviving the area.
                        (beat)
                   She even suggested a partnership of
                   sorts.

                                  LOIS
                   And what are you doing here?

                                  LUTHOR
                   I came to warn you.  I think Toni's
                   hiding something.

                                  LOIS
                   What?

                                                    (CONTINUED)


                            --page break--
                                                                              36.


40  CONTINUED:  3                                                               40

                                  LUTHOR
                   I wish I knew.  I only know that if
                   I were a smart reporter looking for
                   answers, I wouldn't bother to look
                   any further for the source of all
                   the problems in Riverview than Toni
                   Taylor.

                                  LOIS
                   Thanks for the tip.  I guess I owe
                   you one.

                                  LUTHOR
                   Don't think I won't try to collect.
                   Good night, Lois.

    He kisses her on the cheek, moves to the door and exits as
    we...

                                                    CUT TO:

41  EXT. CLARK'S APARTMENT - BALCONY - NIGHT                                    41

    Toni looks out over the city as Clark comes up behind her.

                                  CLARK
                   That was delicious.

    He looks out at Metropolis as well.

                                  CLARK
                        (continuing)
                   No Toaster fires tonight.

                                  TONI
                   They wouldn't dare.

                                  CLARK
                   Have you found something out?
                        (off her silence)
                   if I don't know what's going on how
                   can I help?

                                  TONI
                   Why should I trust you?  I hardly
                   know you.

                                  CLARK
                   In your position I'd probably feel
                   exactly the same way.

                                                    (CONTINUED)


                            --page break--
                                                                              37.


41  CONTINUED:                                                                  41

                                  TONI
                        (ruefully)
                   My position.  Sometimes I think I
                   could cheerfully trade it all for a
                   quiet life far away from
                   Metropolis.  Growing up I used to
                   sit at my father's knee and listen
                   to him talk.  I learned so much but
                   I never thought I'd have to apply
                   it.  If my brother's hadn't turned
                   out to be such idiots...

                                  CLARK
                   I thought you enjoyed running
                   things?

                                  TONI
                   Someone had to.  Let me tell you,
                   Charlie.  I don't want to run a
                   crime syndicate.  I want to run a
                   conglomerate.  In five years, if I
                   have my way, all Metro business is
                   going to be _legitimate_.  A
                   legitimate corporation with me as
                   CEO.  I want to take what my father
                   started and make him proud, put our
                   name up there with the captains of
                   commerce, the Lansings, the
                   Schwabs, the Luthors.  No more
                   dirty money, no more shady deals.

                                  CLARK
                   Sounds like a good plan.

                                  TONI
                   If I can just get past this thing
                   with the Toasters.

                                  CLARK
                   You will.
                        (a double meaning)
                   We will.

                                  TONI
                   Maybe.  But not tonight.  I have a
                   prior engagement.  Disappointed?

                                  CLARK
                   Nope.  It'll just give me something
                   to look forward to.

                                  TONI
                        (turning to go)
                   You're full of surprises, Charlie.

    She leaves.

                                                    (CONTINUED)


                            --page break--
                                                                              38.


41  CONTINUED: 2                                                                41

                                  CLARK
                        (to himself)
                   If you only knew.

                                                    CUT TO:

42  EXT. CLARK'S APARTMENT - NIGHT                                              42

    As Toni exits the building, Lois comes out of the shadows
    and follows her, a safe distance behind.

                                                    CUT TO:


43  EXT. BURNED OUT BUILDING - NIGHT                                            43

    The building that was on fire in the very first scene is
    still standing, but barely. A large sign has been posted:
    "Future LexHarbor Development Site," along with a drawing
    of an ultra-modern building.  Toni slips into the
    condemned shell.  She now carries a briefcase. After a
    beat, Lois appears.  She goes around to the back of the
    building.


44  INT. BURNED OUT BUILDING - NIGHT                                            44

    Eerie and dark. Toni enters. One by one, each of the
    Toasters appears, stepping out of different hiding places.
    They hold their weapons and they have her surrounded.
    Meanwhile, Lois has entered through the back and is
    watching, hidden from view by some blackened crates.

                                  TONI
                   Is this really necessary?

    After a beat, Toaster #1 takes off his mask.

                                  TOASTER #1
                   Did you bring the money?

    Toni opens the briefcase.

                                  TONI
                   One hundred thousand.

                                  TOASTER #1
                        (angry)
                   You said two.

                                  TONI
                   Considering how badly you botched
                   the hit on my brother, you're lucky
                   I'm even here. Do you realize I
                   could've been killed?

                                                    (CONTINUED)


                            --page break--
                                                                              39.


44  CONTINUED:                                                                  44

                                  TOASTER #1
                   Yeah, that would've been a real
                   shame.

    Lois has now maneuvered herself closer to the action when
    she accidentally trips over a dangling cord.  A rusted,
    old toaster falls off the crate next to her.  She catches
    it before it crashes to the floor and reveals her
    position.

                                  TONI
                        (continuing)
                   Just don't forget who's running the
                   show.  The fires were supposed to
                   stop as soon as I took over.  What
                   do you think you've been doing?

                                  TOASTER #I
                   Having fun.

                                  TONI
                   Well, the fun stops now.
                        (holding out her hand)
                   Give me those things.

    He grabs the briefcase from her instead.

                                  TOASTER #1
                   I don't think so.  We've kind of
                   decided to hold on to them.

                                  TONI
                   Listen punk --

                                  TOASTER #1
                   No, you listen for a change.  You
                   and the Metros, you're nothin'.  We
                   could wipe you out by just pullin'
                   a trigger.

                                  TONI
                   I made you!

                                  TOASTER #1
                   Yeah, and we're real grateful.
                        (leveling his weapon)
                   Take her.

    Toni struggles, but it's useless.  Two of the Toasters
    grab her and begin to wrap her wrists with tape.
    Meanwhile...


45  LOIS                                                                        45

    ... has moved even closer, avid to hear every word.


                            --page break--
                                                                              40.


46  BACK TO TONI AND THE TOASTERS                                               46

                                  TONI
                   Four of you against the Metros?
                   You don't have a chance.

                                  TOASTER #1
                   Why just four?  Why not forty?  Or
                   four hundred.  Recruiting's a snap.
                   Plenty of guys out there love to
                   see things burn.

                                  TONI
                   You don't have the weapons for
                   them.

                                  TOASTER #1
                   Not yet, but we'll figure out how
                   to make more.  We're not as dumb as
                   you think.

    They hear a CRASH from behind the crates.  Toasters #2 and
    #3 rush to find out what caused it.  They search the area
    where Lois was just a few seconds ago, their weapons drawn
    and ready.  They find nothing but a rolling bottle which
    has fallen to the ground.  They bring it back to Toaster
    #1

                                  TOASTER #1
                   Anything?

    The others shake their head.

                                  TOASTER #1
                   You wouldn't believe how big the
                   rats get around here.

                                  TONI
                   Oh I believe it.
                        (beat)
                   What now?  What about me?

                                  TOASTER #1
                   Well, we've got a little bar-b-que
                   planned for tomorrow.  We thought
                   we'd start with the wharf and work
                   our way back to the Metro club.
                   When we're done with that, we'll
                   get back to you.  If the rats
                   haven't gotten you first.
                        (nodding to #2)
                   Keep an eye on her.

    They all leave except for Toaster #2, who settles against
    a crate for.the first watch.  We PAN up above him, on top
    of some crates that almost reach the ceiling.  Squeezed
    into the small space is Lois, looking terrified.

                                                    (CONTINUED)


                            --page break--
                                                                              41.


46  CONTINUED:                                                                  46

    We PAN over to discover the cause of her worry, a large,
    beady-eyed rodent who has settled in to become her
    roommate for the night.  Off Lois, stuck between a rat and
    a hard place, we...

                                                    FADE OUT.

                                 _END ACT THREE_



                            --page break--
                                                                              42.

                                    _ACT FOUR_

47  INT. BURNED OUT BUILDING - (DAY #3)                                         47

    Sun streams through holes in the ceiling revealing a
    sleeping Lois, still on top of the crates, her furry
    roommate nowhere to be found.  She rolls over in her sleep
    and her hand dangles over the edge directly above the head
    of Toaster #2 who still sits watch.


48  CLOSE ON LOIS                                                               48

    Her eyes pop open at the sound of Toaster #2's voice.

                                  TOASTER #2
                   All right, I see you and I'm gonna
                   get you before you cause any more
                   trouble.  Your little tail is mine.

    She's awake now, adrenaline pumping. She peaks over the
    crate expecting to meet her demise but instead sees
    Toaster #2 aiming at the rat with his weapon. Toni is
    still tied, still asleep. Lois looks around, takes her
    opportunity, climbs down and rushes out the way she came
    in.


49  INT. CLARK'S APARTMENT - HALLWAY - DAY                                      49

    Lois, panting with exertion, stands and waits impatiently
    for Clark to open the door.  Yawning, wearing athletic
    shorts and a T-shirt, he does.  Immediately she pushes
    inside.

                                  CLARK
                   Lois?  What's up?

                                  LOIS
                   Tough night, Clark?
                        (beat)
                   Where's the phone?

    Clark points, follows her to it. Dust and ashes still
    cling to Lois' clothes. Clark begins to brush her off.

                                  CLARK
                   You know, I thought I was hard on
                   clothing.

     Lois interrupts her dialing to bat his hand away.

                                                    (CONTINUED)


                            --page break--
                                                                              43.


49  CONTINUED:                                                                  49

                                  LOIS
                        (to Clark)
                   Would you stop that?
                        (into phone)
                   Get me whoever's in charge of your
                   Arson Investigations unit.  No, I
                   won't hold.  I said...

    She's on hold.

                                  CLARK
                        (fully alert now)
                   What's happened?  Where were you?

                                  LOIS
                   Sleeping with a rat, how about you?

                                  CLARK
                   Lois, Toni left here around ten.

                                  LOIS
                   I know.
                        (into phone)
                   Yes, I'm holding.  No, don't...

                                  CLARK
                   How do you know?

                                  LOIS
                   Because I followed her.  Prepare
                   yourself for a shock, Clark.  Toni
                   is behind the Toasters.  Was behind
                   the Toasters, actually.  Now
                   they've got her captive.

                                  CLARK
                   What?

                                  LOIS
                   The Toasters are out of control and
                   planning to burn Riverview to the
                   ground, starting from the wharf and
                   moving inward.  Unless, that is...
                        (voice rising)
                   ... someone picks up the rotten
                   line!

    Now, in the b.g., we hear SIRENS, lots of them.  Clark
    rushes to the window and looks out.  With his _TELESCOPIC_
    _VISION_ he sees flames rising over the city.

                                  CLARK
                   Lois, put down the phone.
                        (off her look)
                   You won't get through.

                                                    (CONTINUED)


                            --page break--
                                                                              44.


49  CONTINUED:  2                                                               49

    She sees the flames, hangs up.

                                  LOIS
                   I'm going to the police station.
                   They need to know what they're up
                   against. I'll meet you back at the
                   Planet.

    She pauses on her way out for a last look at the flames.

                                  LOIS
                        (continuing)
                   Superman, I hope you're out there.

    She exits. Clark looks at the flames, pulls off his
    shirt.

                                                    CUT TO:

50  EXT. CLARK'S APARTMENT - BALCONY                                            50

    Superman steps out, looks around, then takes off into the@
    sky.

                                                    CUT TO:

51  EXT. METROPOLIS STREET - DAY                                                51

    CLOSE ON A CAR... as it explodes into a ball of fire.


52  THE TOASTERS                                                                52

    march down the center of the street, a trail of burning
    cars raging behind them.  Fear has cleared the streets of
    traffic.  The Toasters pause before a storefront.

                                  TOASTER #1
                   Gentlemen, I'd like to propose a
                   toast.

    All begin to adjust their weapons.


53  CLOSE ON A TOASTER                                                          53

    The dial moves from "Light" all the way up to "Toast,"
    accompanied by a WHINE of the gun charging..


54  BACK TO SCENE                                                               54

    All are now fully charged.

                                                    (CONTINUED)


                            --page break--
                                                                              45.


54  CONTINUED:                                                                  54

                                  TOASTER #I
                   Let's cook.

                                  SUPERMAN (O.S.)
                   You know what they say about people
                   who play with fire?

    They turn to see Superman standing behind them.

                                  TOASTER 01
                   Yeah, they get burned.

    At his signal, the Toasters direct their maximum fire
    towards Superman.  The bullets strike.  He's seemingly
    engulfed in flames. But when the smoke clears, he's fine.

                                  SUPERMAN
                   It's about time someone cooled you
                   guys off.

    Using his _SUPER_ _COLD_ _BREATH_, he directs streams of
    frigid air towards them.


55  CLOSE ON THE WEAPONS                                                        55

    ... encased in ice.


56  THE TOASTERS                                                                56

    ... are also frozen in place.

                                  TOASTER #1
                   Hey! You can't leave us like this!
                   It's cold.

                                  SUPERMAN
                   The police are on their way. I'm
                   sure they'll have a nice toasty
                   cell waiting for you.

    And with that he's gone up into...


57  THE SKY                                                                     57

    ... where Superman _HOVERS_ above the city.  Below him the
    fires continue to spread.  Off in the distance he spots...


58  A STORM                                                                     58

    ... wind, rain, thunder, and lightning.


                            --page break--
                                                                              46.


59  SUPERMAN                                                                    59

    at _SUPER_ _SPEED_ he flies to the edge of the storm,
    and uses _SUPER_ _BREATH_ to blow it toward Metropolis.


60  INT. BURNED OUT BUILDING - DAY                                              60

    We HEAR a CLAP OF THUNDER in the near distance.  Toni
    still struggles helplessly with her bonds.  Clark enters,
    moves to her side and releases her.

                                  TONI
                   How did you find me?

                                  CLARK
                   I had a tip.

                                  TONI
                   We've got to get out of here before
                   the Toasters come back.

                                  CLARK
                   Superman took care of them.

                                  TONI
                   Looks like you came through for me.

                                  CLARK
                   Looks like you let me down.

    We HEAR the sound of RAIN beginning to pour down outside.
    Toni stares at him a moment, then lowers her eyes.

                                  TONI
                   I had to create a situation that
                   would allow me to take over the
                   Metros.  There was no other way.

                                  CLARK
                   There's always another way.

                                  TONI
                   Charlie, please --

                                  CLARK
                   My name's not Charlie.  It's Clark
                   Kent.  I work at the Daily Planet.

    As the reality sinks in...

                                  TONI
                   I guess both of us were hiding the
                   truth.  What happens now?

    We HEAR SIRENS pulling up outside the building.

                                                    (CONTINUED)

                            --page break--
                                                                              47.


60  CONTINUED:                                                                  60

                                  CLARK
                   I think you know.

                                  TONI
                   Can I talk you out of it?
                        (seeing his face)
                   I guess not.
                        (beat)
                   I'll miss you, Charlie.

                                  CLARK
                   I'll miss you too, Toni.

                                                    CUT TO:


61  INT. LUTHOR'S PENTHOUSE - DAY                                               61

    Lex is on the phone, standing next to his gleaming model
    of LexHarbor.  Rain still engulfs the city behind him.

                                  LUTHOR
                        (into phone)
                   Every parcel on the list?
                   Excellent.  Nothing like a little
                   firestorm to lower prices on real
                   estate.  Let's move directly to
                   phase two.  I'd like to break
                   ground on LexHarbor sometime next
                   month.
                        (listening)
                   No, I wouldn't worry about that.
                   Toni Taylor and I have an
                   arrangement.  Things haven't worked
                   out exactly the way _she_ hoped,
                   but she won't spend much time
                   incarcerated.  When she gets out,
                   she knows I'll be properly grateful
                   for her silence.
                        (beat)
                   Destroy them.  Plans, too.  Should
                   we ever need to revive the Toaster
                   technology, it'll be easy enough.
                        (beat; smiling)
                   I know you will.  That's what I pay
                   you for.

    He hangs up, looks at the model, already looking into the
    future, envisioning the reality.

                                                    CUT TO:

62  INT. DAILY PLANET - DAY                                                     62

    Lois is at her desk with Perry and Jimmy.

                                                    (CONTINUED)



                            --page break--
                                                                              48.


62  CONTINUED:                                                                  62

                                  PERRY
                   You and Kent got yourselves another
                   headline.  All the risks, all the
                   danger, it was worth it all.

                                  JIMMY
                   it was worth it all just to see
                   Lois in that little cocktail
                   waitress number.

    Lois throws a pencil at him and he takes the hint and
    leaves.

                                  PERRY
                        (confidentially)
                   Speaking of numbers, tell me the
                   truth, Lois.  How'd it feel to be
                   on stage?

                                  LOIS
                   well, it was pretty exciting,
                   Chief.  But I don't think I could
                   handle a career in show biz.

                                  PERRY
                   You know, in March of 1955, The
                   King auditioned for Aurthur
                   Godfrey's Talent Scouts.  It was
                   his first trip to New York and his
                   first airplane flight.

                                  LOIS
                   What happened?

                                  PERRY
                   He was rejected.

                                  LOIS
                   So, what are you trying to tell me?
                   That I should consider giving it
                   another try?

                                  PERRY
                   Hell, no.  I think you should stick
                   with your first instinct.

    Perry leaves as Clark comes in.

                                  LOIS
                   Where have you been?  I'm on page
                   six.

                                  CLARK
                   Save some room for the wrap-up on
                   Toni Taylor.  I've just been saying
                   goodbye.

                                                    (CONTINUED)


                            --page break--
                                                                              49.


62  CONTINUED:  2                                                               62

                                  LOIS
                   A touching farewell I suppose?

                                  CLARK
                   She wasn't all bad.

                                  LOIS
                   No one's all bad, Clark.  Or all
                   good.  Except Superman.

                                  CLARK
                   Naturally.

                                  LOIS
                   Superman, for example, wouldn't
                   have tried to cut me out of a story
                   by ratting me out to the opposing
                   team.  Good thing I managed to get
                   back in the game on my own and
                   score the winning touchdown.

                                  CLARK
                   Sometimes the quarterback has to
                   fake a throw to his primary
                   receiver in order to free up his
                   secondary target.

                                  LOIS
                   I'm getting pretty tired of
                   fumbling around with these stupid
                   football teamwork analogies.

                                  CLARK
                   Me, too.

                                  LOIS
                   Let's drop them then, okay?

                                  CLARK
                   No problem.  Let's pass.

    She gives him a dirty look.

                                  CLARK
                        (continuing)
                   Okay, so fess up.  You really
                   weren't the slightest bit jealous
                   of me and Toni Taylor?

                                  LOIS
                   You'd like to think that, wouldn't
                   you?  Me, home alone, in a schlumpy
                   bathrobe, crying into a tub of
                   Rocky Road.
                                  (MORE)

                                                    (CONTINUED)


                            --page break--
                                                                              50.


62  CONTINUED:  3                                                               62

                                  LOIS (CONT'D)
                        (beat)
                   In your dreams, Kent, in your
                   dreams.

                                                    FADE OUT.

                                   _THE_ _END_



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schumi  (19.07.2019 à 22:56)

Loïs est une super chanteuse et danseuse... elle pourrait se reconvertir au besoin. J'ai adoré la scène de la poubelle : c'est vraiment l'amour vache entre loïs et Clark .

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choup37, 18.04.2024 à 08:49

5 participants prennent part actuellement à la chasse aux gobelins sur doctor who, y aura-t-il un sixième?

chrismaz66, 18.04.2024 à 11:04

Choup tu as 3 joueurs de plus que moi!! Kaamelott est en animation, 3 jeux, venez tenter le coup, c'est gratis! Bonne journée ^^

choup37, 19.04.2024 à 19:45

Maintenant j'en ai plus que deux, je joue aussi sur kaa

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