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#107 : La bande des surdoués

Titre en VO : Smart kids
Diffusion US : 31/10/93
Diffusion FR : 10/05/94 

Quatre enfants s’évadent d’une école spécialisée et envahissent la télé de Métropolis.

Grâce à une drogue qu’ils ont absorbée, ils sont devenus très intelligents et découvrent que Clark est Superman. Ce dernier monte toute une mise en scène pour leur prouver le contraire.
Pendant ce temps, la petite sœur d’Amy (une des enfants en fuite) avertit Lois que le docteur de l’école est méchant  et que sa sœur sera capturée quand elle reviendra chercher de la drogue. C’est ce qui arrive, mais Lois réussit à avoir Amy sous sa garde.
 
Amy montre la cachette à Loïs et pour se venger, les surdoués capturent Lex, qu’ils savent être derrière tout ça en le menaçant avec la drogue.
 
Superman convainc les enfants qu’être différent n’est pas nécessairement amusant et Lex s’en sort indemme.

Note de l'épisode : 8/10

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Titre VO
Smart kids

Titre VF
La bande des surdoués

Première diffusion
31.10.1993

Première diffusion en France
10.05.1994

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                             LOIS & CLARK

                    The New Adventures of Superman


                             "Smart Kids"


Written by: DAN LEVINE

Directed by: ROBERT SINGER


                                _CAST_


CLARK KENT\SUPERMAN

LOIS LANE

PERRY WHITE

JIMMY OLSEN

LEX LUTHOR

CAT GRANT

DR. ALFRED CARLTON

PHILLIP MANNING

AYMEE VALDES

INEZ VALDES

DUDLEY NICKOLAS

KAREN

MRS. POWELL

CABBIE


                             _LOCATIONS_


      _INTERIORS_:                     _EXTERIORS_:

      Daily Planet                     Beckworth State School

      Conference Room                  Playground

      The Pit                          Metropolis Street

      Luthor's Penthouse               Outside Lois' Apt.

      Clark's Apartment                Outside Bank

      Lois' Apartment                  Outside Police Station

      Bathroom                         Metropolis Harbor

      Living Room

      Beckworth State School
         Hallway
         Infirmary
         Mrs. Powell's Office

      Cab

      Warehouse     *
         Kids' Lair
         Spy Center





                               _TEASER_

    FADE IN:


 1  EXT. BECKWORTH STATE SCHOOL - (NIGHT #1)                                      1

    A state supported orphanage/school for kids with
    behavioral problems.  Locked gates and high fences are
    designed to either keep the public out or the kids in,
    we're not sure which.


 2  INT. BECKWORTH SCHOOL - HALLWAY - NIGHT 2

    An eleven-year-old, DUDLEY, works on the security panel                        *
    lock outside a doorway marked "Infirmary" with a
    hand-built, jerry-rigged electronic decoder.  Two other                        *
    kids, PHILLIP, 12, the leader and KAREN, 10, crouch                            *
    beside him in the shadowy hallway.  They are joined by                         *
    AYMEE, 11, trailing on a leash a small pot-bellied pig                         *
    named Socrates.                                                                *

                                  PHILLIP
                        (whispering urgently)                                      *
                   What's Socrates doing here?                                     *

                                  AYMEE
                        (defensively)                                              *
                   I'm not leaving him.  We're in                                  *
                   this together.

    Socrates looks at Phillip, as if waiting for his
    decision, as if he knows exactly what's going on.                              *

                                  PHILLIP
                   Okay, but he's _your_                                           *
                   responsibility.                                                 *

    The door CLICKS open.  The green light stays on.                               *

                                  DUDLEY
                   We're in.                                                       *

    Aymee pushes through the door first.                                           *

                                  AYMEE
                   About time.


 3  INFIRMARY                                                                     3

    The kids fan out to perform pre-assigned tasks: they move
    with the precision of a military unit.

                                                    (CONTINUED)


                            --page break--
    SMART KIDS  (#6)   Pink Rev.       9/7/93                                2.    


 3  CONTINUED:                                                                    3

    They copy files off a computer, locate documents in the                        *
    cabinets and either shred or pack them and load up a                           *
    variety of instruments and medical equipment.  Phillip                         *
    watches Dudley work on a wall safe using the same rig                          *
    that cracked the outer door.  Aymee joins them.                                *

                                  PHILLIP
                   What about the main gate?                                       *

                                  AYMEE
                   I can't figure out how to zap the
                   security system.

    The safe's door pops open.  Inside, in trays stamped
    "Mentamide 5" and "Property of Lexlabs", are stoppered
    vials of a pink, frothy liquid.  The liquid seems to dance
    with tiny pinpricks of light, as if a thing alive.

                                  DUDLEY
                   Bingo.

    Dudley turns to Karen.                                                         *

                                  DUDLEY
                        (continuing)
                   What's four thousand nine hundred
                   seventy-three times six thousand
                   three hundred twenty-four?

    Karen shakes her head: she can't do it.

                                  PHILLIP
                   Okay guys:  let's get smart.

    The kids and Socrates crowd around and spoonfuls of the
    liquid are doled out.  As they swallow they close their
    eyes, in the grip of a profound effect.  They open their
    eyes, look at each other.

                                  PHILLIP
                        (continuing, to Aymee)
                   Main gate?

    Aymee thinks, smiles, gestures thumbs down.  All look to
    Karen.

                                  KAREN
                        (piping up)
                   Thirty-one million, four hundred
                   forty-nine thousand, two hundred
                   fifty-two.

                                  DUDLEY
                   Watch out, Metropolis.  Here we
                   come.

                                                    (CONTINUED)


                            --page break--
    SMART KIDS  (#6)   Pink Rev.       9/7/93                                3.    


 3  CONTINUED:  2                                                                 3

    Socrates BELCHES.                                                              *

                                                    CUT TO:                        *


 4  EXT. STREET OUTSIDE LOIS' APARTMENT - NIGHT                                   4

    LOIS struggles to carry an armload of grocery bags up the
    steps.  A can drops from one of the bags and rolls back to
    the sidewalk.  Lois grimaces in exasperation.  She's too
    precariously balanced to set the bags down.  She can
    either forget the can, or go back for it.  She chooses the
    latter.

    She carefully shuffles back down the steps, bends, bends,
    trips, drops everything, finds herself sitting on the
    sidewalk amidst her scattered and broken groceries.  She
    looks up:  watching her from the shadows are the newly
    escaped kids from the Beckworth School... and Socrates.
    It's not your typical street scene, even in Metropolis.

                                  LOIS
                   Is that a pig?

                                  AYMEE
                   Of course it's a pig.  Haven't you
                   ever seen a pig before?

    Aymee looks at the fallen Lois, the fallen groceries, then
    back to her pals.

                                  AYMEE
                        (continuing)
                   She's not very smart, is she?

    The kids continue past, turn the corner, are gone.

                                  LOIS
                        (disgusted)
                   Kids.

                                                    FADE OUT.

                            _END_ _TEASER_


                            --page break--
    SMART KIDS  (#6)   Pink Rev.       9/7/93                                4.    

                              _ACT ONE_

    FADE IN:

 5  INT. DAILY PLANET - CONFERENCE ROOM - (DAY #2)                                5

    The morning staff meeting.  A slow news day has everyone
    (Lois, CLARK, PERRY, JIMMY, CAT, etc.) lethargic.  There's
    a TV In the room, but it's off.  Clark bites into an apple
    with a satisfying CRUNCH.

                                  LOIS
                   Could you turn up the volume on
                   that, Clark?  I don't think they
                   heard you in Borneo.

                                  CLARK
                   Fascinating place, Borneo.
                   They've done wonderful work there                               *
                   in preserving the natural habitat                               *
                   of the native orangutans.                                       *

                                  CAT
                        (purring)
                   I love well-traveled men.  They
                   broaden my horizons.

                                  LOIS
                        (re: Cat's plunging
                         neckline)
                   Assuming that's possible.                                       *

                                  JIMMY
                   Orangutans always look so wise.                                 *

                                  CAT
                   Orangutans throw mud at people at                               *
                   the zoo.

                                  PERRY
                        (musing)                                                   *
                   'Scatter.'

                                  ALL
                        (reacting)
                   What?

                                  PERRY
                   'Scatter.'  Elvis' pet chimpanzee.
                   Poor little guy.  Drank himself to
                   death.

    Perry, oblivious to the stares, shakes himself back to
    reality.

                                                    (CONTINUED)


                            --page break--
    SMART KIDS  (#6)   Pink Rev.       9/7/93                                5.    


 5  CONTINUED:                                                                    5

                                  PERRY
                        (continuing, to Clark)
                   Anything from the Governor's
                   office?

                                  CLARK
                   We can expect a fiscal turnaround                               *
                   sometime next year.

                                  PERRY
                        (sarcastic)
                   Now _there's_ news.
                        (to Lois)
                   What about Washington?

                                  LOIS
                   President's on vacation... again.

                                  PERRY
                   Nice work if you can get it.
                   Please.  An idea, any idea.

                                  JIMMY
                   Those kids are still missing from
                   the Beckworth School.

                                  PERRY
                   We've been using that as filler the
                   past three days.  Nothing's
                   changed.  Come on, Jimmy, where's
                   your nose for news?

                                  CAT
                   'Man of La Mancha' opens at the
                   Orpheum Friday with an all female
                   cast.

                                  CLARK
                   That's original.

                                  LOIS
                        (appalled)
                   That's a travesty.  'Man of La
                   Mancha' is my all time favorite
                   musical.

                                  CLARK & CAT
                        (surprised)
                   It is?

                                  PERRY
                   There are twelve million people in
                   the city of Metropolis.  There must
                   be something significant
                   happening _somewhere_.

    The TV turns on... by itself.  All turn to look.


                            --page break--
    SMART KIDS  (#6)   Pink Rev.       9/7/93                                6.    


 6  ON TV                                                                         6

    Phillip, in jacket and tie, sits behind a parody of a
    newscaster's desk.

                                  PHILLIP
                   We interrupt your regular
                   programming to bring you this
                   special report.
                        (TRUMPET FANFARE)
                   Smart Kids still at large!
                   Authorities search for clues to                                 *
                   kids' whereabouts.  Meanwhile, the
                   kids say: _leave_ _us_ _alone_.                                 *
                   Don't look for us.  Don't try to
                   get us back...  or else.
                        (beat)
                   We rejoin our show in progress.

    A vintage black and white cartoon comes on:.  Porky Pig
    chases a hooded wraith around the city carrying a bomb
    hidden in an alarm clock.  Porky doesn't know it's a bomb;
    he thinks he's doing a good deed in returning the clock to
    it's rightful owner.  No matter what the wraith does, he
    can't shake the determined Porky.  At the end, the wraith
    is hauled away in a police van as Porky pushes the clock
    through the bars.  The cartoon is replaced by...


 7  AYMEE AND DUDLEY                                                              7

    In director chairs.

                                  AYMEE
                   What I like best about this film is
                   the metaphorical content.  Porky,
                   of course, is our 'everyman'
                   character, and his antagonist is
                   'death.'  Dudley?

                                  DUDLEY
                   I agree, Aymee.  Who amongst us has
                   not felt the pangs of mortality?                                *
                   Yet, we persevere.                                              *
                        (beat, with a thumbs up)
                   I give this film my highest
                   recommendation.

                                  AYMEE
                        (joining the thumbs up)
                   I second that.  And... that about
                   wraps it up.  Join us next time
                   when we review that classic of
                   post-modernist angst, 'Bongo's Bad                              *
                   Day.'  Ciao.

                                  PHILLIP (O.S.)
                   This has been a production of...

                                                    (CONTINUED)


                            --page break--
    SMART KIDS  (#6)   Pink Rev.       9/7/93                                7.    


 7  CONTINUED:                                                                    7

                                  CHORUS (O.S.)
                   The Smart Kids!

    The set turns off... by itself.


 8  CONFERENCE ROOM                                                               8

    Stunned silence.

                                  LOIS
                        (awed)
                   Kids.


 9  INT. DAILY PLANET - THE PIT - LATER                                           9*

    The room buzzes with activity, reporters and messengers                        *
    coming and going, faxes and print-outs piling up desks.                        *
    Everyone's there except Jimmy.

                                  CLARK
                   It's theoretically impossible.

                                  PERRY
                   Every television set in Metropolis?

                                  CLARK
                   And every channel.

                                  LOIS
                   Well, _someone's_ behind it.  It
                   sure wasn't a couple of
                   grade-schoolers.

                                  CAT
                   What _is_ post-modernist angst?                                 *

    Jimmy, entering, pushes papers aside on the table and lays
    out four faxed photos of kids.  Phillip's, Aymee's, and
    Dudley's are circled in red.

                                  JIMMY
                        (in turn)
                   Phillip Manning, Aymee Valdes,
                   Dudley Nickolas.
                        (again in turn)
                   Twelve, eleven, and eleven.                                     *
                   They're three of the four who
                   escaped from the Beckworth School
                   last week.
                        (smugly)
                   Someone say something about a nose
                   for news?

                                                    (CONTINUED)


                            --page break--
    SMART KIDS  (#6)   Pink Rev.       9/7/93                                8.    


 9  CONTINUED:                                                                    9

                                  PERRY
                        (ignoring the dig)
                   What have we got here?  A prank? A
                   scam?

                                  CAT
                   Kids do the darndest things.                                    *

    Lois picks up Aymee's picture and examines it more                             *
    closely.

                                  LOIS
                   I keep thinking I've seen her
                   somewhere before.

    Perry looks at Clark.  Clark nods.

                                  PERRY
                   Okay, it's your baby.  Get me some
                   answers.

                                  LOIS
                        (looking up)
                   Huh?

                                                    CUT TO:


10  INT. LUTHOR'S PENTHOUSE - DAY                                                10

    Luthor has originals of the faxed photos of the kids on
    his desk.  Nearby stands DR. ALFRED CARLTON, sweating,
    about forty.

                                  CARLTON
                   We've got to get them back.

                                  LUTHOR
                   Why so nervous, Dr. Carlton?

                                  CARLTON
                        (accusing)
                   You told me there was no risk of
                   exposure.  I have a reputation in
                   the scientific community.  I can't
                   afford...

    Luthor SLAPS Canton across the cheek.  The shocked
    Carlton staggers back against the desk.  His features
    darken with anger, but then he looks at Luthor's calm,
    smiling face and swallows.  By the time he straightens up,
    he's regained his composure.

                                  LUTHOR
                   Better?

                                                    (CONTINUED)


                            --page break--
    SMART KIDS  (#6)   Pink Rev.       9/7/93                                9.    


10  CONTINUED:                                                                   10

    Carlton nods.  Luthor politely pulls out a chair for him,
    motions for him to sit, then himself sits behind the desk.

                                  LUTHOR
                        (continuing)
                   This is no time for panic.  We'll
                   have our rug rats back in the lab
                   soon enough.

                                  CARLTON
                   But now the police are involved.

                                  LUTHOR
                        (patiently explaining)
                   If they find them before we do,
                   they'll simply return them to the
                   school.
                        (beat, in Latin)
                   Ex hypothesi.

                                  CARLTON
                   But what if they talk?

                                  LUTHOR
                   They're too smart for that.  If
                   they do, they've had their last
                   taste of Mentamide 5.  Do _you_
                   think they'd risk it?

                                  CARLTON
                        (more confidently)
                   No.  The emotional dependence is
                   too great.

                                  LUTHOR
                   Well, then...

    Luthor gestures palms up, then leans forward.

                                  LUTHOR
                        (continuing, more
                         intensely)
                   How smart _are_ they?

                                  CARLTON
                   I expected a ten to twenty percent
                   rise in I.Q.
                        (beat)
                   It seems to be a lot more.

                                  LUTHOR
                   Marvelous.  Don't you think?
                        (beat)
                   How long before they reach Stage
                   Two?

                                                    (CONTINUED)


                            --page break--
    SMART KIDS  (#6)   Pink Rev.       9/7/93                               10.    


10  CONTINUED:  2                                                                10

                                  CARLTON
                   It depends on the rate of
                   absorption into their individual
                   systems.

                                  LUTHOR
                   We need to pinpoint that data.

                                  CARLTON
                        (shocked)
                   But that would require vivisection.

                                  LUTHOR
                        (placidly)
                   My dear Dr. Carlton, you can't make
                   chicken soup without plucking a few
                   chickens.

                                                    CUT TO:


11  INT. CAB - DAY                                                               11

    Lois and Clark in back; the CABBIE and Jimmy in front.
    They're at a dead stop, stuck in traffic.  Lois,
    impatient, stares out the window, Clark reads a brochure
    for the Beckworth school, Jimmy fiddles with his camera
    lenses, the Cabbie HUMS to himself and DRUMS on the
    dashboard, the meter CLICKS inexorably.

                                  LOIS
                   This is a total waste of time.

                                  CABBIE
                        (stops drumming)
                   Whatta ya want?  I should pick up
                   the cab and fly like Superman?

                                  LOIS
                   In your dreams.

    The Cabbie shrugs, resumes drumming.

                                  CLARK
                        (reading aloud)
                   'The Beckworth State School,
                   founded in 1953, is dedicated to
                   fulfilling the educational needs of
                   orphaned children who require the
                   individual attention and
                   specialized instruction available
                   in a controlled environment.'

                                  LOIS
                   Translation: brats.

                                                    (CONTINUED)


                            --page break--
    SMART KIDS  (#6)   Pink Rev.       9/7/93                               11.    


11  CONTINUED:                                                                   11

                                  CLARK
                   Why brats?

                                  LOIS
                   Public schools can't handle them,
                   so they're parked here to keep them
                   out of trouble.

                                  CLARK
                   That's sad.

                                  LOIS
                   They're problem kids, Clark.

                                  CLARK
                   Problem kids can be solved.

                                  JIMMY
                   _I_ was a problem kid.

                                  LOIS
                   You're still a problem kid.

                                  JIMMY
                        (flattered)
                   You think so?

                                  LOIS
                   The point I'm trying to make is...

    The cabbie's been interested enough in this byplay to
    again stop drumming.

                                  CABBIE
                   Yeah, what _Is_ the point?

                                  LOIS
                        (ignoring the cabbie)
                   This _story_ is a waste of time
                   because it's entirely predictable.

                                  CLARK
                   How so?

                                  LOIS
                        (ticking off on her
                         fingers)
                   A: kids escape.  B: kids get mixed
                   up in something that seems at first
                   unusual, but is, in fact,
                   uninteresting and dull once the
                   details are known.  C: kids are
                   found and returned to school.  End
                   of story.
                                  (MORE)

                                                    (CONTINUED)


                            --page break--
    SMART KIDS  (#6)   Pink Rev.       9/7/93                               12.    


11  CONTINUED:  2                                                                11

                                  LOIS (CONT'D)
                        (to Clark)
                   _This_ you volunteered for.
                        (to cabbie)
                   We're walking.  How much?

                                  CABBIE
                   Six-fifty.

                                  LOIS
                   Naturally.

                                                    CUT TO:

12  INT. BECKWORTH SCHOOL - DAY                                                  12

    Lois, Clark, and Jimmy are led along a corridor by MRS.
    POWELL, in her middle thirties, Director of the Beckworth
    School.  Occasionally they stop to peer into classrooms.
    The school's a bit shabby, but the kids appear healthy and
    well-supervised.  Jimmy snaps an occasional picture.

                                  MRS. POWELL
                   Our funding comes from a variety of
                   sources.  Subsidies from the State
                   Special Education Fund, private
                   donations... we take whatever we
                   can get.

                                  CLARK
                   All your students live here full
                   time?

                                  MRS. POWELL
                   That's correct.

                                  JIMMY
                   Any of 'em ever get adopted?

                                  MRS. POWELL
                   At their ages, the chances are
                   poor.
                        (beat, emotionally)                                        *
                   This is their home.  The escape                                 *
                   has been very unsettling for all of
                   us.

                                  LOIS
                   Have you considered the possibility
                   they may have been kidnapped or
                   coerced to leave?

                                                    (CONTINUED)


                            --page break--
    SMART KIDS  (#6)   Pink Rev.       9/7/93                               13.    


12  CONTINUED:                                                                   12

                                  MRS. POWELL
                   We have.  The police have, too.
                        (beat)
                   It would explain a lot.

    As far as Lois is concerned, it explains everything.
    Clark, though, isn't quite done.

                                  CLARK
                   Is there anything else that links
                   these particular children?.  They
                   seemed... unusual.

                                  MRS. POWELL
                        (frustrated)
                   We've been through their files with
                   a fine tooth comb.  Nothing.  I
                   mean, for what it's worth, they're
                   very bright kids.

                                  LOIS
                   Could we have access to those
                   files?

                                  MRS. POWELL
                   I've put together a package for the
                   police.  Everything that isn't
                   confidential.  You're welcome to a
                   copy.
                        (beat)
                   We just want the children back
                   safe.

    They pass a windowless door with a coded security lock
    marked 'Infirmary.'  It's the same door from the night of
    the escape.  Jimmy tries the knob.

                                  MRS. POWELL
                        (continuing)
                   We keep the Infirmary locked when
                   Dr. Carlton isn't here.

                                  LOIS
                   Who's Dr. Carlton?

                                  MRS. POWELL
                   Alfred Carlton.  Staff physician.
                   Been with us a year.  Wonderful
                   man.  He donates his time to the
                   school free of charge.  He also has
                   a degree in Clinical Psychology.
                   He's helped enormously with our
                   testing and counseling programs.

                                                    (CONTINUED)


                            --page break--
    SMART KIDS  (#6)   Pink Rev.       9/7/93                               14.    


12  CONTINUED:  2                                                                12

                                  JIMMY
                   He must be busy now, the kids being
                   upset about their missing
                   classmates and all.

                                  MRS. POWELL
                   As a matter of fact, no.  He wanted
                   things to calm down a bit before he
                   began therapy.  Frankly, waiting
                   seemed contra-indicated to me,
                   but... he's the expert.

                                  CLARK
                        (intrigued)
                   I see.

    He lowers his glasses, _X-RAYS THROUGH THE DOOR_...


13  INFIRMARY                                                                    13

    Cleaned up now, otherwise as we remember it.  A janitor
    dumps several trash cans of shredded documents into a                          *
    large trash bag and heads for the door.                                        *


14  BACK TO SCENE                                                                14

    Clark raises his glasses as the door opens and the bag is                      *
    deposited in the hallway.

                                  MRS. POWELL
                   If you'll come to my office, I'll
                   get you those files.

    Lois nods as she and Mrs. Powell turn to leave.  Clark, at
    _SUPER SPEED_, sifts through the trash and pockets several
    handfulls of paper scraps.  He then hurries to catch up
    with the others.

    Lois pauses to look at a school bulletin board.  Behind
    her, a six-year-old girl, INEZ, steps out of a room and
    hits Lois in the rump with a bean-bag.  Lois stops.  The
    others continue on around the corner.  Lois turns.  Inez
    motions for her to approach.  Lois retrieves the beanbag
    and confronts her attacker.

                                  LOIS
                        (angrily)
                   Now you listen to me, young lady...

                                  INEZ
                   I'm Inez.  What's your name?

    Inez is very cute and very serious.  Lois loses her head
    of steam, but tries to continue with the lecture...

                                                    (CONTINUED)


                            --page break--
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14  CONTINUED:                                                                   14

    for Inez' own good.  That's what adults are supposed to
    do, isn't it?

                                  LOIS
                   Lois.  Lois Lane.  Listen
                   carefully, Inez.  I am not a
                   target.  I am an adult.  You
                   can't...

                                  INEZ
                   Aymee's my big sister.  Aymee
                   Valdes.  She escaped.

    Inez motions Lois down to her level; Lois kneels.

                                  INEZ
                        (continuing)
                   You have to help her.

                                  LOIS
                   Help her how?

                                  INEZ
                   She'll come back for me, I know she
                   will.  But then _he'll_ catch her.

                                  LOIS
                   Who?  Who'll catch her?

    Inez puts her finger to her lips.

                                  INEZ
                   Can't say.

    Lois straightens up.

                                  LOIS
                   Look, Inez, the best thing that
                   could happen to you and your sister
                   is for her to come back and _be_
                   caught.

                                  INEZ
                        (disappointed)
                   You don't know anything.

    Inez runs off before Lois can deny the charge.  She stares
    after her.

                                                    CUT TO:


15  EXT. METROPOLIS HARBOR - DAY - ESTABLISHING                                  15

    A busy seaport.  Piers extend into the harbor.  In one
    apparently abandoned warehouse on one of those piers...


                            --page break--
    SMART KIDS  (#6)   Pink Rev.       9/7/93                               16.    


16  INT. WAREHOUSE - GROUND LEVEL                                                16

    Dusty, unlit, shrouded hulks of old machine tools spotted
    around the floor.  Phillip and Dudley walk and talk.

                                  PHILLIP
                   _How_ much is left on the credit
                   card?

                                  DUDLEY
                   A couple of thousand.

                                  PHILLIP
                        (dismayed)
                   That's all?  I thought he was the
                   richest man in Metropolis?

                                  DUDLEY
                   Everything costs money, Phillip.
                   Supplies, equipment...

                                  PHILLIP
                   I knew that TV stunt was a mistake.

                                  DUDLEY
                        (protesting)
                   It was fun.

    They have reached an open freight elevator.  They step
    onto the platform.

                                  PHILLIP
                   It was expensive.

                                  DUDLEY
                   We had to warn 'em to leave us
                   alone.

                                  PHILLIP
                   I don't think it worked.

    Phillip throws the handle on the elevator.  It starts to
    descend.


17  INT. WAREHOUSE (KID'S LAIR) - DAY                                            17*

    The large space has been transformed into "Kidland":
    colorful painted blotches and drawings on the walls, toys
    and electronic paraphernalia everywhere, an odd assortment
    of furniture, etc.  It's messy, but not disgustingly so.
    Karen has set up a banked track around which she races a
    remote-controlled car at full speed.  A remote-controlled
    plane BUZZES the room.  Socrates watches TV.  Phillip and                      *
    Dudley enter.  Aymee joins them.                                               *

                                                    (CONTINUED)


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17  CONTINUED:                                                                   17

                                  AYMEE
                   Surveillance system's up and
                   running.  Anyone tries to get us,
                   we'll know about it first.  We've                               *
                   got the town wired.  It's like a
                   giant video game.

                                  DUDLEY
                   Have you tied in the lasers?

                                  AYMEE
                   I'm waiting on components.

                                  PHILLIP
                        (gloomily)
                   Which we can't afford.

                                  DUDLEY
                   We'll come up with something.  You
                   worry too much.

                                  PHILLIP
                   Someone's got to.  Look at this
                   place!

    They do, but don't see anything amiss.  Karen approaches
    Dudley and the two huddle.

                                  PHILLIP
                        (continuing)
                   It's a mess.

                                  AYMEE
                   We're kids.

                                  PHILLIP
                   Yeah, but we're _smart_ kids.  We
                   don't have to live like this.

                                  AYMEE
                   What a grouch!  Just 'cause you're                              *
                   the oldest and you've been on the
                   smart stuff the longest...

                                  PHILLIP
                   That's another thing.  We're almost
                   out.  You want to go back to being
                   dumb?

                                  AYMEE
                   We'll get more.  I'll do the job
                   myself, soon as I rescue Inez.

                                  PHILLIP
                   No way.

                                                    (CONTINUED)


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17  CONTINUED:  2                                                                17

                                  AYMEE
                   I'm going.  You can't stop me.

    Phillip sighs.  He senses this is an argument he won't
    win.  Dudley, all smiles now, sends Karen off.

                                  PHILLIP
                        (to Dudley)
                   What are you so happy about?

                                  DUDLEY
                   I think we've got the money thing
                   licked.

                                                    CUT TO:

18  EXT. METROPOLIS STREET - DAY                                                 18

    Lois and Clark stand in line for one of the electronic                         *
    tellers at the Bank of Metropolis.  Next to them, at the                       *
    curb, a man is fixing a flat tire.  His car is jacked up                       *
    and the flat is removed, but he struggles with the spare.                      *
    Clark is busy examining the strips of shredded paper he                        *
    took from the school.                                                          *

                                  LOIS
                   Anything?

                                  CLARK
                   I can't believe it.

                                  LOIS
                   What?

                                  CLARK
                   That 'Man of La Mancha' is your
                   favorite musical.  What about
                   'Fiddler on the Roof?'  What about                              *
                   'West Side Story?'

                                  LOIS
                   I happen to love windmills.  Sue
                   me.

                                  CLARK
                        (frustrated, re: the
                         strips)
                   I don't know what I'm looking for.

    Lois takes several from the bunch.  Pauses to examine one.

                                  LOIS
                   What's 'Mentamide 5'?

                                                    (CONTINUED)


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 18 CONTINUED:                                                                   18

                                  CLARK
                   Never heard of it.  It's mentioned
                   several times.  Maybe some kind of
                   medication?

    The tire changer's repeated attempts to lift the tire                          *
    into place knock the jack off balance.  It slips a notch,                      *
    the man's head and shoulders under the wheel well.  Clark                      *
    notices, moves closer to the car.                                              *

                                  LOIS
                   That reminds me, didn't it seem
                   strange to you that the school
                   doctor would _delay_ counseling for
                   the kids left behind?  Aren't they
                   supposed to do that right away?

                                  CLARK
                   That'd be my guess, but...
                        (beat)
                   We should talk to him directly.

                                  LOIS
                        (agreeing)
                   As soon as possible.
                        (beat)
                   Inez seemed genuinely frightened.

                                  CLARK
                   Poor little kid.

                                  LOIS
                   Yeah.

    The jack falls, but the car doesn't.                                           *


18A CLOSE ON BUMPER                                                             18A*

    Clark holds it up with one cupped hand (behind his back                        *
    so Lois doesn't see).                                                          *


18B BACK TO SCENE                                                               18B*

    There seems to be some consternation and commotion from
    the people who have already reached the tellers.  Lois,                        *
    luckily, is temporarily distracted.  The man finally                           *
    positions the tire, spins the lug nuts.  Then, he looks                        *
    at the fallen jack.  Clark quickly unhands the bumper.                         *

                                  LOIS
                        (continuing)
                   Those kids on TV seemed awfully
                   smart.

                                                    (CONTINUED)


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18B CONTINUED:                                                                  18B

                                  CLARK
                   Too smart.

                                  LOIS
                   You can't be _too_ smart.

                                  CLARK
                   Yes you can.  Intelligence without
                   maturity and restraint is a
                   dangerous thing.

                                  LOIS
                   Borscht.  So they're involved in a
                   few stunts.  They're just kids.

    They've reached the front of the line.  Lois enters her
    code and the amount of her withdrawal and receives, after
    a moment, her cash.  Or is it?


 19 CLOSE ON MONEY                                                               19

    Instead of the real thing, it's "Metropoly Money",
    multicolored bills in different denominations with the
    phrase "Smart Bucks" prominent on the face.


 20 BACK TO LOIS AND CLARK                                                       20

    Lois is speechless with fury.

                                  CLARK
                        (placidly)
                   Just kids.

                                                    FADE OUT.

                          _END_ _ACT_ _ONE_


                            --page break--
    SMART KIDS  (#6)   Pink Rev.       9/7/93                               21.    

                              _ACT TWO_

    FADE IN:

21  EXT. BECKWORTH SCHOOL - (NIGHT #2)                                           21

    Aymee, dressed in black, face camouflaged, has the panel
    off on the exterior gate controller.  She quickly snips a
    few wires, reconnects another.  The gate slides open.  She
    moves toward the door.  A man steps from behind a pillar
    and grabs her.  He wears a police uniform.  On her face,
    trapped, we...

                                                    CUT TO:


22  INT. LOIS' APARTMENT - BATHROOM - NIGHT                                      22

    Lois, towel-clad, turns on the tap in the tub.


23  CLOSE ON TUB                                                                 23

    "Water" emerges from the tap as a blue gel.


24  LOIS                                                                         24

    takes some of the goo on her finger, sniffs it, flicks it
    off in disgust, turns the tap off.  The PHONE RINGS, Lois
    answers.

                                  LOIS
                   Yes?

                                  INEZ (0.S.)
                   It's me Inez.

                                  LOIS
                   Inez?


25  INTERCUT BECKWORTH SCHOOL                                                    25

                                  INEZ
                   From the school.  Is it past your
                   bedtime?

                                  LOIS
                   Inez, how did you get this number?

                                  INEZ
                        (lying blithely)
                   Information.

                                  LOIS
                   I'm not listed.

                                                    (CONTINUED)


                            --page break--
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25  CONTINUED:                                                                   25

                                  INEZ
                        (the truth)
                   I copied it off Mrs. Powell's desk.

                                  LOIS
                   Isn't it past _your_ bedtime?

                                  INEZ
                   I don't have a bedtime.

                                  LOIS
                   All little girls have bedtimes.

                                  INEZ
                   Not me.

                                  LOIS
                        (tiredly)
                   Inez, why are you calling?

                                  INEZ
                   Aymee's in trouble.  They caught
                   her.  She came back for me.  I
                   _told_ you.

                                  LOIS
                        (suddenly awake)
                   Who caught her?

                                  INEZ
                   Policemen.

                                  LOIS
                   Inez, Aymee's much better off being
                   caught.

                                  INEZ
                        (desperately)
                   No!  _He'll_ get her.

                                  LOIS
                   Who?

                                  INEZ
                   Can't say.

                                  LOIS
                   One of the kids?

                                  INEZ
                   No.

                                  LOIS
                   One of the teachers?

                                                    (CONTINUED)


                            --page break--
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25  CONTINUED:  2                                                                25

                                  INEZ
                   Not exactly.

                                  LOIS
                        (taking a leap)
                   Dr. Carlton?

                                  INEZ
                        (after a significant
                         pause)
                   Can't say.

    Lois thinks a moment, decides.

                                  LOIS
                   I'll take care of it.

                                                    CUT TO:


26  INT. BECKWORTH SCHOOL - MRS. POWELL'S OFFICE - (DAY #3)                      26

    Lois, Clark, Mrs. Powell, and Dr. Carlton are present.
    Carlton is clearly upset.

                                  CARLTON
                   As Aymee's physician, I strongly
                   disapprove of this arrangement.

                                  LOIS
                   Why?

                                  CARLTON
                   It's not in the child's best
                   interests.  Besides, legally...

                                  CLARK
                        (producing it)
                   Legally, we have here a faxed copy
                   of authorization from Mrs. Valdes,
                   Aymee's mother.

                                  CARLTON
                   Mrs. Valdes?  She gave the child up
                   for adoption.  She has no rights.

                                  LOIS
                   Just because she doesn't currently
                   have custody doesn't mean she has
                   no rights.                                                      *

    Mrs. Powell studies the document, passes it to Carlton.

                                                    (CONTINUED)


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26  CONTINUED:                                                                   26

                                  LOIS
                        (continuing)
                   Aymee's already escaped from this                               *
                   school once.  Then she broke back                               *
                   in to get her little sister out.
                   Obviously this isn't a place she
                   wants to be.

                                  CARLTON
                        (frustrated, spitefully)
                   Children don't know what they want.
                   _Or_what's right for them.

                                  LOIS
                        (coldly)
                   Is that a professional opinion?

    Carlton realizes he's stepped over the line.

                                  CARLTON
                   I'm only concerned for the child's
                   welfare.

                                  MRS. POWELL
                   We all are.
                        (beat)
                   I see no reason why Aymee can't
                   stay with Miss Lane on a temporary
                   basis.  She'll still attend
                   classes?

    Lois nods.

                                  MRS. POWELL
                        (continuing)
                   Aymee is waiting at the police                                  *
                   station to be picked up.  I'll
                   leave word she's to be released
                   into your custody.

                                  CARLTON
                        (nervously)
                   Has she, uh, said anything about
                   how or why... this happened?

                                  MRS. POWELL
                        (shaking her head)
                   Not yet.

                                  LOIS
                   That's part of what I hope to find
                   out.

                                                    CUT TO:


                            --page break--
    SMART KIDS  (#6)   Pink Rev.       9/7/93                               25.    


27  EXT. METROPOLIS STREET - DAY                                                 27

    Lois and Clark walk and talk, briskly.

                                  CLARK,
                        (amazed)
                   How you managed to pull this off...

                                  LOIS
                   Once I found Mrs. Valdes, the rest
                   was easy.  Her husband left when
                   Aymee was four and Inez just a
                   baby.  No money, no job, no family
                   to help out.  She felt like she had
                   no choice but to give up her kids.

                                  CLARK
                   Pretty tough on everyone.

                                  LOIS
                        (nodding)
                   Anyway, I guess I convinced her
                   Aymee needed someone...

                                  CLARK
                   To pump her for information?

                                  LOIS
                   No.  To protect her.
                        (beat, off Clark's
                         skeptical look)
                   And to try and find out about the
                   other missing kids.

                                  CLARK
                   Lois, children don't automatically
                   open up.  You have to earn their
                   trust.

                                  LOIS
                   The day I can't outsmart an
                   eleven-year-old, is the day I hang
                   up my press pass.

                                  CLARK
                   Maybe, but consider what these kids
                   have accomplished already.
                        (ticking them off)
                   Escape, television transmissions,
                   automatic tellers, gelatinous
                   water, everyone in Metropolis
                   looking for them, but not a clue to
                   their whereabouts.
                        (beat)
                   No one even knows how they're doing
                   this stuff.

                                                    (CONTINUED)


                            --page break--
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27  CONTINUED:                                                                   27

                                  LOIS
                   They're not.  They're a front.
                   It's the only explanation.  You saw
                   their files.  They're bright, but
                   not _that_ bright.  Look, I was a
                   smart kid, too.  That doesn't mean
                   I could outwit an entire city and
                   hold my own around competent
                   adults.  Well, some I could.  Most,
                   actually.  Even so...

                                  CLARK
                   Have you ever actually taken care
                   of a child?

                                  LOIS
                        (defensively)
                   My sister Lucy.

                                  CLARK
                   Uh-huh.

                                  LOIS
                   Clark, if you're implying I'm
                   incapable of handling this
                   juvenile, you're in for a big
                   surprise.  Just arrange for us to
                   have that private interview with
                   Dr. Carlton.

    They've arrived in front of a building:  81st Precinct,
    Metropolis P.D.

                                  LOIS
                        (continuing)
                   Stop worrying.  She'll be putty in
                   my hands.

                                                    CUT TO:


28  INT. LOIS' APARTMENT - LIVING ROOM - DAY                                     28

    Lois sits upright in a chair facing the television set...
    she has no choice.  From neck to feet she's covered in a                       *
    neon green plastic-like goo.  Nearby lies a crude,                             *
    hand-made "supersoaker" constructed from a flexible shower
    nozzle and hose connected to a hot water bottle.  Aymee is
    just finishing putting Lois' TV set back together.

                                  AYMEE
                   See, you'll get all the channels
                   now,  and you won't even have to
                   pay for them.

                                                    (CONTINUED)


                            --page break--
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28  CONTINUED:                                                                   28

                                  LOIS
                        (voice strained)
                   That's terrific, Aymee.  I'm so
                   pleased.
                        (beat)
                   Could we talk in a calm, rational
                   manner?

                                  AYMEE
                   Sure.  Because before you were
                   yelling.

                                  LOIS
                        (erupting)
                   I was not...
                        (deep breath)
                   I may have raised my voice.
                        (beat, hopefully)
                   Does this stuff come off?

                                  AYMEE
                   Maybe.

                                  LOIS
                   Could you please...

                                  AYMEE
                   You just want me to tell you where
                   the other kids are because you're a
                   reporter and you think we'd make a
                   good story, and that's why you took
                   me, right?

                                  LOIS
                   Of course not.

                                  AYMEE
                   Errrrp!  Wrong answer.                                          *

                                  LOIS
                   They'll find the other kids sooner
                   or later.

                                  AYMEE
                   That's what you think.  Pretty soon
                   we'll have everything we need, and
                   then we'll go away forever.

                                  LOIS
                        (concerned, a little
                         frightened)
                   Aymee, if you and your friends are
                   in some kind of trouble, I can
                   help.  Who did this to you?

                                                    (CONTINUED)


                            --page break--
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28  CONTINUED:  2                                                                28

                                  AYMEE
                        (warily)
                   Did what?

                                  LOIS
                   Took you out of the school.

                                  AYMEE
                   No one.  We're on our own, okay?
                   And we don't need you or any other
                   stupid old adults butting in.                                   *

                                                                                   *

                                  LOIS
                   Really.  Then why don't you leave
                   and go back to them?  I'm not
                   exactly in a position to stop you.

    Aymee hesitates, looks around.

                                  AYMEE
                   This is a nice place.  I like it
                   here.

                                  LOIS
                   Errrp!  Wrong answer.

                                  AYMEE
                   Okay.
                        (a beat)
                   I can't risk being followed back.
                   Besides, my sister Inez likes                                   *
                   you.  She's a good judge of
                   character.

                                  LOIS
                        (attempting to play on
                         Aymee's emotions)
                   You know, we have a lot in common.
                   My parents are divorced and I have
                   a little sister, too.

                                  AYMEE
                        (blowing)
                   You don't know anything about me or
                   my family.

                                  LOIS
                   That's not true.  I spoke to your
                   mother.  She was very concerned.

                                  AYMEE
                   My mother doesn't care anything
                   about me.

                                                    (CONTINUED)


                            --page break--
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28  CONTINUED:  3                                                                28

                                  LOIS
                   Aymee, sometimes it's helpful to
                   speak to an impartial,
                   understanding adult.

                                  AYMEE
                        (convulsed with mirth)
                   You?

                                  LOIS
                        (ignoring the put-down)
                   I hope we get to be friends.
                   That's all.

    Aymee stops laughing, produces a vial of reddish liquid.

                                  LOIS
                        (continuing,
                         apprehensively)
                   What's that?

    Aymee approaches.

                                  LOIS
                        (continuing, more
                         apprehensively)
                   Aymee, what are you going to do?

    Aymee pours the liquid onto the "plaster."  It dissolves
    immediately to sticky liquid goop.  Awkwardly, Lois gets
    to her feet.

                                  LOIS
                        (continuing)
                   How does this stuff...

                                  AYMEE
                        (turning back to TV)
                   Can't say.
                        (beat)
                   You should clean up.  You're a big
                   mess.

    Lois closes her eyes, starts to count silently to ten.

                                                    CUT TO:


29  EXT. BECKWORTH SCHOOL - DAY - ESTABLISHING                                   29


30  INT. BECKWORTH SCHOOL - INFIRMARY                                            30

    Dr. Carlton fields questions from Lois and Clark.  He
    tries to remain calm, but the cracks show.

                                                    (CONTINUED)


                            --page break--
    SMART KIDS  (#6)   Pink Rev.       9/7/93                               30.    


30  CONTINUED:                                                                   30

                                  CARLTON
                   Of course I'm concerned.  The                                   *
                   streets of Metropolis are no place                              *
                   for unsupervised delinquent                                     *
                   children.

                                  LOIS
                        (jumping on that)
                   Unsupervised?  So you don't believe
                   someone else, an adult, a group of
                   adults, is behind their escape?

                                  CARLTON
                   I didn't say that.  We simply don't
                   have the facts.
                        (beat)
                   I'm a scientist.  I abhor rampant,
                   unsubstantiated speculation.

                                  CLARK
                   In fact, you're a _distinguished_
                   scientist.  Your work in
                   experimental neuro-psychology is
                   world renowned.

                                  CARLTON
                        (surprised, but not
                         unflattered)
                   You've done your homework, Mr.
                   Kent.

                                  CLARK
                   That still doesn't explain why a
                   researchist of your credentials                                 *
                   would be working as school doctor
                   in a place like this.

                                  CARLTON
                   I think of it as 'grounding.'                                   *
                   After all, the doctor/patient
                   relationship is the framework for
                   all medical science.

    Carlton glances nervously around the room. Clark picks up
    on it and begins to scan with _TELESCOPIC VISION_.                             *

                                  LOIS
                   Then why, after the breakout,                                   *
                   wouldn't you think it necessary                                 *
                   to begin counseling the rest of the
                   students immediately, to help them
                   cope with any anxiety?

    Clark spots one slide among others on a wall display.                          *


                            --page break--
    SMART KIDS  (#6)   Pink Rev.       9/7/93                               31.    


31  CLOSE ON SLIDE                                                               31

    It's coated with a dried, pinkish smear.  The slide is
    labeled "Mentamide 5."                                                         *


32  RETURN TO SCENE                                                              32

                                  CARLTON
                        (stiffly)
                   I made an evaluation based on
                   criteria a lay person such as
                   yourself couldn't possibly.
                   understand.

                                  LOIS
                   That's convenient.

    Carlton is offended.  Lois doesn't care.  Clark moves at
    _SUPER SPEED_, pockets the slide, replaces it with a clean
    one, returns to his place without being noticed.

                                                    CUT TO:


33  INT. BECKWORTH SCHOOL - CORRIDOR OUTSIDE INFIRMARY                           33

                                  LOIS
                   'Delinquent children' my...  What                               *
                   a jackass.                                                      *

                                  CLARK
                   We have to find those kids; the                                 *
                   sooner the better.                                              *

    Clark produces the slide.

                                  CLARK
                        (continuing)                                               *
                   Look what I found.

                                  LOIS
                        (reading)
                   'Mentamide 5.'  Found?  You mean                                *
                   stole, don't you?

    Sheepishly Clark nods.

                                  CLARK
                   Well...

                                  LOIS
                   You took advantage of a privileged
                   interview situation to grab
                   potentially incriminating evidence
                   from an unsuspecting subject.
                        (beat)
                   I love it.

                                                    CUT TO:


                            --page break--
    SMART KIDS  (#6)   Pink Rev.       9/7/93                               32.     


34  INT. LUTHOR'S PENTHOUSE - (NIGHT #3)                                         34

    Luthor lies on his stomach on a therapy table and MOANS
    under the ministrations of HELGA, his valkyrie-like
    masseuse.  The PHONE BUZZES.  Helga finishes her routine
    with an loud SLAP to Luthor's backside, wipes her hands on
    his towel, hands him the instrument.  He sits up, gives
    her a credit card.                                                             *

                                  LUTHOR
                   Add a nice tip for yourself.                                    *

    Helga nods, leaves.                                                            *

                                  LUTHOR
                        (continuing, into                                          *
                         phone)
                   Hello.  Yes, doctor.  Is that so?
                   No, I see your point.  Perhaps
                   you _should_ leave for awhile.  Of
                   course I'm not angry.  You've done
                   splendid work.
                        (waving toward the
                         papers in his desk)
                   The papers are filled with accounts
                   of their exploits.  I feel like a
                   proud father.
                        (beat)
                   Come by now, if you like.  I'll                                 *
                   have your final payment waiting.

    Luthor hangs up.  Helga returns, her heretofore impassive
    face a storm cloud.  She tears the credit card in two.

                                  HELGA
                   Refused.  Over the credit limit.                                *

                                  LUTHOR
                        (confused)
                   That's impossible.  I have a line                               *
                   of over five million dollars on
                   that account.

    Helga folds her massive arms over her chest, unimpressed.

                                  HELGA
                   Sure you do.                                                    *

                                  LUTHOR
                        (meekly)                                                   *
                   Would you take a check?

                                                    CUT TO:


35  EXT. NIGHT SKY ABOVE METROPOLIS                                              35

    Superman cruises, searching everywhere.  Below...

                                                    (CONTINUED)


                            --page break--
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35  CONTINUED:                                                                   35

    CROWDED STREETS AND TRAFFIC (STOCK)

    A BASEBALL GAME UNDER THE LIGHTS (STOCK)

    AN ARREST WITH SIRENS (STOCK)

    A QUIET NEIGHBORHOOD (STOCK)

    A SHIP HEADED OUT TO SEA (STOCK)


36  EXT. ALLEY BY DAILY PLANET - NIGHT                                           36

    Superman lands, disappears into the gloom, re-emerges as
    Clark Kent.

                                  PHILLIP (O.S.)
                   Freeze.

    The image FREEZES.

                                  PHILLIP (0.S.)
                        (continuing)
                   Run it back.

    The image REVERSES to Superman's landing, then FAST
    FORWARDS to Clark's re-emergence and FREEZES again.  PULL
    BACK TO:


37  INT. KIDS' LAIR - NIGHT                                                      37

    Phillip and Dudley have the scene on a monitor.  They
    exchange a glance.

                                                    CUT TO:


38  INT. DAILY PLANET - THE PIT - NIGHT                                          38

    Clark is alone at his desk in the semi-dark room.
    Messenger #1 drops a letter off.  Clark, surprised, tears
    it open, unfolds a note.


39  CLOSE ON NOTE                                                                39

    In crude block letters it reads:  Dear Clark Kent, we know
    you're Superman.  You're working for us now.  Ha ha.
    The Smart Kids.

                                                    FADE OUT.

                           _END_ _ACT_ _TWO_


                            --page break--
    SMART KIDS  (#6)   Pink Rev.       9/7/93                               34.    

                            _ACT_ _THREE_

    FADE IN:

40  INT. DAILY PLANET - PIT - (DAY #4)                                           40

    Lois, Clark and jimmy watch the Smart Kid News on a
    monitor, Phillip announcing.  Clark seems especially
    riveted... with good reason.

                                  PHILLIP
                   This just in: water supply returns                              *
                   to normal!  No ill effects from the
                   Smart Kids' mysterious gelatin
                   stunt.  How did they do it?
                   You'll never know.  Meanwhile, the                              *
                   kids say again, 'Leave us alone.
                   It's a big city.  Lots more things
                   could go wrong with it.'
                        (beat)
                   The Reign of the Smart Kids
                   continues.

    The TV shuts off.

                                  LOIS
                   Wonderful.
                        (to Jimmy)
                   Okay, what have you got on
                   Mentamide 5?                                                    *

    Jimmy flips open his pad, refers to notes.

                                  JIMMY
                   It's an organic stew:  amino acids,
                   herbs, neurotransmitters, you name
                   it.  It's so complex even Star
                   Labs' computers couldn't analyze it
                   completely.  They _were_ able to
                   produce a synthetic facsimile.

    Jimmy hands Lois a detailed molecular diagram.  She turns
    it sideways, upside down, right side up again: it's beyond
    her.  Clark studies the diagram with interest, even, to
    Lois' disgust, traces some of the chemical linkages with
    his finger.  She turns back to Jimmy.

                                  LOIS
                   So...

                                  JIMMY
                   They're testing the synthetic.
                   Nothing conclusive yet, but it
                   _seems_ to stimulate cerebral
                   hyper-activity in lab rats.

                                                    (CONTINUED)


                            --page break--
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40  CONTINUED:                                                                   40

                                  LOIS
                   Translation please?

                                  CLARK
                   They got smarter.

                                  JIMMY
                   A lot smarter.

    All three share a glance.

                                  LOIS
                        (awed)
                   Those kids _are_ on their own.

                                  CLARK
                        (grimly)
                   And someone was using them as                                   *
                   guinea pigs.

                                  LOIS
                   I have a pretty good suspicion who.
                        (beat, derisively)
                   Mr. 'Experimental
                   Neuro-Psychology.'

    Lois picks up the phone, quickly dials.

                                  LOIS
                        (continuing, into phone)
                   Dr. Carlton, please.  Lois Lane
                   calling.  When?  Thank you.
                        (hangs up)
                   Took a leave of absence.  No
                   forwarding address.

    Again, they stare at each other.

                                  JIMMY
                   I'm going back to the lab, keep
                   tabs on the testing.  I'll let you
                   know.

    He exits.

                                  CLARK
                   How's Aymee doing?

                                  LOIS
                        (sadly)
                   I now get all the channels on my
                   cable and I don't even have to pay
                   for them.

                                  CLARK
                   I guess that means no progress.

                                                    (CONTINUED)


                            --page break--
    SMART KIDS  (#6)   Pink Rev.       9/7/93                               36.    


40  CONTINUED:  2                                                                40

                                  LOIS
                   She won't talk to me.  I'm a
                   grown-up.  That makes me the enemy.

                                  CLARK
                   Think about what she's been
                   through:  orphaned, force-fed                                   *
                   drugs.  Do you blame her?

                                  LOIS
                   No.
                        (beat)
                   Even under normal circumstances,
                   it's not easy being a kid.
                   Everybody tells you what to do all
                   day long.

                                  CLARK
                        (smiling)
                   Even if you're smart enough to have
                   a better idea.  Does this bring
                   back memories?

    Lois smiles, too, gets up.

                                  LOIS
                   I guess I'll go give it another
                   try.

                                  CLARK
                   I'll bet you were a cute kid.

                                  LOIS
                   I'm still a cute kid.

    Lois leaves.  Messenger #2 delivers a brightly wrapped
    box.  With some trepidation, Clark opens it up.  Inside is
    a silvery helium balloon with a card tied to the tail.


41  CLOSE ON CARD                                                                41

    It reads... Time: 2 P.M.  Place: 344 Clinton.  Attire:
    Superman costume.  It's signed, "Smart Kids."

                                                    CUT TO:


42  INT. CLARK'S APARTMENT - LIVING ROOM - DAY                                   42

    The room is unusually messy:  dirty dishes, clothes on the
    floor, etc.  Sitting on top of his TV is a video camera
    hung with a note that reads "Do Not Touch."  Clark looks
    to his wall clock:  one minute to two.

                                                    (CONTINUED)


                            --page break--
    SMART KIDS  (#6)   Pink Rev.       9/7/93                               37.    


42  CONTINUED:                                                                   42

    He puts on a bathrobe, then carefully positions a drinking
    glass and an empty bottle of "Old Metropolis" beer on an
    end table by an easy chair facing the TV.  He next fills
    the bottle with apple juice.  Then he pulls a slice of
    pizza out of a box and puts that on the table.  Finally,
    he places an open container of catsup between the chair                        *
    cushion and the chair frame where it's hidden from view.

    The clock TICKS to the hour.  The TV and video camera turn
    on.  Clark sits in the chair, picks up the pizza slice.
    On the screen:  Phillip and Dudley.


43  INT. KIDS' LAIR - SAME TIME                                                  43

    Phillip and Dudley watch Clark on their monitor.


44  CLARK'S APARTMENT/KID'S LAIR - INTERCUT                                      44

                                  PHILLIP
                   You're not wearing your suit,
                   Superman.

                                  CLARK
                        (after a messy bite of
                         pizza)
                   I don't have a suit.  I'm not
                   Superman.

    The apartment's messiness and the pizza sauce smeared on
    Clark's chin are a bit startling, but Phillip forges
    ahead.

                                  PHILLIP
                   Here's what we want
                        (producing a list)
                   An F-18 Hornet fighter jet...                                   *
                        (Dudley whispers to him)
                   painted red and yellow.  Four                                   *
                   mountain bikes.  An emerald, ten                                *
                   carats at least.  Three aqualungs.
                   One hundred pounds of gooey bears.
                   And an island.  A nice one.
                        (puts down the list)
                   That's all we could think of for
                   now, Superman.

                                  CLARK
                   I'm not him.  I wish I was.
                        (beat)
                   What makes you think I'm Superman?

                                  DUDLEY
                   We saw you land.

                                                    (CONTINUED)


                            --page break--
    SMART KIDS  (#6)   Pink Rev.       9/7/93                               38.    


44  CONTINUED:                                                                   44

                                  CLARK
                   Land?

                                  DUDLEY
                   Last night.  In the alley behind
                   the Daily planet.

                                  CLARK
                        (laughingly remembers)
                   Oh... I didn't land there.
                   Superman did.  I was just waiting
                   for him.
                        (beat)
                   As a matter of fact, he'd been out
                   looking for _you_.  He told me he
                   hadn't found anything, so I left
                   and went back up to my office.

                                  PHILLIP
                   Why would Superman be looking for
                   us?

                                  CLARK
                   He's worried about you.  So am I.
                   Are you all okay?

                                  PHILLIP
                        (ignoring the question)
                   Where did Superman go after you
                   left?

                                  CLARK
                   Down a manhole, to check the sewers
                   to see if you were somewhere down
                   there.

    Clark pours himself a glass of "beer," drains the glass.
    Phillip and Dudley seem more and more uncertain.

                                  DUDLEY
                        (whispering to Phillip)
                   That could be true.  We don't have
                   underground surveillance.

    Clark drops the glass.  It shatters on the floor.  He                          *
    bends to pick up a large shard and sets it back on the
    table.  He reacts as if cut, then, at _SUPER_ _SPEED_, he                      *
    reaches between the cushion and the frame, dips his finger
    in the catsup, pulls it out.

                                  PHILLIP
                   We'll think about this and call you
                   back tomorrow.

    Clark's TV shuts off.  He looks at his finger tip:
    covered with blood/catsup.


                            --page break--
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45  PHILLIP AND DUDLEY                                                           45

    watch Clark "bleed."

                                  DUDLEY
                        (hesitantly)
                   Superman doesn't bleed, does he?


46  CLARK                                                                        46

    The camera shuts off.

                                  CLARK
                        (with a sigh)
                   I hope that worked.

    He licks the catsup off his finger.

                                                    CUT TO:


47  INT. LOIS' APARTMENT - (NIGHT #4)                                            47*

    Lois enters into a darkened living room and snaps on the
    light.  Aymee sits on the floor, the parts of a
    disassembled stereo scattered around her.  Her cheeks are
    streaked with tears.  Lois immediately rushes to her side.

                                  LOIS
                   Aymee, what's wrong?

                                  AYMEE
                        (sobbing)
                   I'm not so smart any more.  I took
                   it apart to make it work better,
                   but then I couldn't put it back
                   together.

    Lois cradles her.

                                  LOIS
                   It's all right.  It's all right.

    Lois wipes her tears away.

                                  AYMEE
                   I think I broke it.

                                  LOIS
                   That old thing?  It doesn't matter.
                        (beat)
                   I know about Metamide 5 and what
                   Dr. Carlton was doing to you and
                   the other kids.  It's awful.

                                                    (CONTINUED)


                            --page break--
    SMART KIDS  (#6)   Pink Rev.       9/7/93                               40.    


47  CONTINUED:                                                                   47

                                  AYMEE
                        (arguing weakly)
                   It made us smarter.

                                  LOIS
                   It made you something you're not
                   ready to be.  We start out as kids
                   so we can _learn_ to be adults.
                        (beat)
                   When I was a kid I thought all
                   adults were incredibly stupid.  I                               *
                   figured it had something to do with
                   your body getting bigger, but your
                   brain staying the same size.  Like
                   dinosaurs.
                        (beat)
                   It's not that simple.

                                  AYMEE
                        (hesitantly)
                   Do you want to know how the smart
                   stuff works?

                                  LOIS
                        (relieved, a
                         breakthrough)
                   Only if you're ready to tell me.

                                  AYMEE
                   At first you don't notice.  Then,
                   things get easier.  You understand
                   everything, and you remember
                   everything.  But, if you stop
                   taking it, you get dumb again...
                   like me now.
                        (beat)
                   It's hard going back and forth from
                   smart to dumb.  That's why we
                   escaped.  And also to stop him from
                   doing any more experiments.

                                  LOIS
                   Why didn't you tell someone what
                   was going on?

                                  AYMEE
                   Would _you_ have believed a bunch
                   of 'problem' kids?

                                  LOIS
                        (conceding the point)
                   Do the other kids have enough...
                   smart stuff to last them.

                                  AYMEE
                   They're probably running out.

                                                    (CONTINUED)


                            --page break--
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47  CONTINUED:  2                                                                47

                                  LOIS
                   What will they do?

                                  AYMEE
                        (conflicted)
                   I can't say.

                                  LOIS
                   Can you at least tell me where they
                   are?

                                  AYMEE
                        (shaking her head)
                   If they get caught, no more smart
                   kids.

                                  LOIS
                   Would that be so bad?

                                  AYMEE
                   That's up to them.

                                  LOIS
                        (gently)
                   Is it so bad for you?

    Aymee nestles deeper into Lois' arms.

                                  AYMEE
                        (admitting)
                   Not so bad.

                                                    CUT TO:


48  INT. LUTHOR'S PENTHOUSE - NIGHT                                              48

    Luthor, animated and clearly pleased with himself, paces
    as he talks to the silent figure of Dr. Carlton, seated in
    a chair facing the blazing fire, back to the room.

                                  LUTHOR
                   We knew precisely how many had
                   escaped and precisely how much
                   Mentamide 5 they had between them.
                   We could therefore predict, with
                   reasonable accuracy, how long
                   before they had to come looking for
                   a refill.

    A SOUND from Carlton, we're not sure what.

                                                    (CONTINUED)


                            --page break--
    SMART KIDS  (#6)   Pink Rev.       9/7/93                               42.    


48  CONTINUED:                                                                   48

                                  LUTHOR
                        (continuing)
                   Granted, it would have been easier
                   if we'd caught them sooner, but
                   then I'd have missed the pleasure
                   of watching them perform.  You
                   know, Doctor, you really outdid
                   yourself.  I'm sure with enough
                   time and testing we can overcome
                   the Stage Two problem.  Then, well,
                   the sky's the limit.

    Another SOUND, a raspy indrawn breath?

                                  LUTHOR
                        (continuing)
                   Exactly.  Either tonight, or
                   tomorrow at the latest, our young
                   Einsteins will mount their assault
                   on Lexlabs.  They will find                                     *
                   Mentamide 5 and, unable to restrain
                   themselves, they will drink.                                    *

    Another sound from the chair, a SLAPPING noise, palm
    striking knee.  The noise continues; Luthor speaks above
    it.

                                  LUTHOR
                        (continuing)
                   Of course, it won't be Mentamide 5,
                   but Mentamide 6, the new
                   concentrated version.  They'll be
                   transported directly to Stage Two,
                   don't pass Go, don't collect two
                   hundred dollars.
                        (he chuckles)
                   A real knee-slapper.

    Luthor moves around to face Dr. Carlton.


49  ANGLE TO INCLUDE BOTH                                                        49

    Luthor grabs Carlton's hand in mid-air, gently lowers it
    to the Doctor's lap, where it rests next to a beaker that
    contains a residue of pink, frothy liquid.  Next to that
    is a funnel.  The Doctor's arms and legs are tied to the                       *
    chair; his expression a mixture of surprise and vacancy.

    Luthor checks his eyelids, pats him on the cheek.  A KNOCK
    at the door.

                                                    (CONTINUED)


                            --page break--
    SMART KIDS  (#6)   Pink Rev.       9/7/93                               43.    


49  CONTINUED:                                                                   49

                                  LUTHOR
                   Come in, Asabi.
                        (to Carlton)
                   I've arranged an entertainment for
                   tonight, nothing fancy, perhaps
                   you'd care to join me.  Wine,
                   beautiful women, strip charades,
                   the usual.

    With another CHUCKLE Luthor moves toward the door.  It
    swings open to admit a tall, cloaked figure.

                                  LUTHOR
                        (continuing)
                   Asabi?

    The figure steps into the firelight:  it's Dudley riding
    on Phillip's shoulders.  He wears a rig with a shoulder
    harness that holds a storage tank on his back.  Attached
    to the tank is a flexible hose leading to a long nozzle.
    It resembles a super supersoaker.  He presses the trigger
    and a stream of liquid, fast-hardening goo envelopes                           *
    Luthor.  He falls with a thud.  Dudley stops.  Silence
    from the fallen Luthor.  Karen enters.

                                  PHILLIP
                   Get the cart.  And get...
                        (pointing)
                   ... the Smart Stuff.                                            *


50  ON THE DESK                                                                  50

    Two racks of test tubes.  Mentamide 5 and, in contrast,                        *
    Mentamide 6, a deep angry red.                                                 *

                                                    FADE OUT.

                         _END_ _ACT_ _THREE_


                            --page break--
    SMART KIDS  (#6)   Pink Rev.       9/7/93                               44.    

                             _ACT_ _FOUR_

    FADE IN:

51  INT. DAILY PLANET - (DAY #5)                                                 51


52  CLOSE ON NEWSPAPER HEADLINES                                                 52

    It reads: "Smart Kids Nab Luthor."  Beneath that, "Daring
    Penthouse Raid" and "Ransom Demands To Be Announced."


53  PULL BACK                                                                    53

    To Lois, Clark, Perry, Cat.  Everyone's in a state of
    semi-shock.

                                  LOIS
                   Why Lex Luthor?

                                  PERRY
                   If they wanted someone prominent,
                   who better?
                        (beat)
                   What do you think they'll ask for?

                                  CLARK
                        (speaking from
                         experience)
                   Could be anything.

    The nearby monitor turns on... by itself.  On the screen:
    at the newscaster desk.                                                        *

                                  PHILLIP
                   If Metropolis wants Lex Luthor
                   back in one piece, listen                                       *
                   carefully.  First, we want Aymee
                   Valdes and her sister Inez released
                   from custody.  Second, we want
                   promises _in writing_ there will be
                   no more attempts to find or capture
                   us.  Third, we want our own island.
                   A nice one.  With palm trees.
                   Fourth, one hun... one _thousand_
                   pounds of gooey bears.  You have
                   twenty-four hours to comply with
                   these demands.

    The TV goes off.

                                  PERRY
                        (shaking his head)
                   What, no military jet?

    Perry leaves; Clark stares after him.

                                                    (CONTINUED)


                            --page break--
    SMART KIDS  (#6)   Pink Rev.       9/7/93                               45.    


53  CONTINUED:                                                                   53

                                  CAT
                   That's a lot of gooey bears.                                    *

    She leaves.  Jimmy, wearing the same clothes as the                            *
    previous day and looking like he hasn't slept a wink -
    which he hasn't - hurries in.

                                  JIMMY
                   Guys, you're not going to believe
                   this...

                                  LOIS
                   We heard.

                                  JIMMY
                   You did?

                                  LOIS
                   It was on TV.

                                  JIMMY
                        (mystified)
                   But I only just now got the test
                   results.

                                  CLARK
                   You mean from Star Labs.

                                  JIMMY
                   Of course, what are you...

                                  CLARK
                   Never mind.  Just tell us.

                                  JIMMY
                   Again, this is from the synthetic
                   they made, but... the stuff does
                   boost intelligence... for a while.
                        (beat)
                   Once enough residue has built up in
                   your system, though, there's a kind
                   of an overload.

    Ominously, Jimmy hesitates.  Lois isn't sure she wants to
    hear this, but she steels herself and urges him to
    continue.

                                  LOIS
                   Say it.

                                  JIMMY
                   Conscious cerebral activity drops
                   to almost nothing.
                        (beat)
                   It burns out your brain.

                                                    CUT TO:


                            --page break--
    SMART KIDS  (#6)   Pink Rev.       9/7/93                               46.    


54  INT. LOIS' APARTMENT - DAY                                                   54

    Lois and Clark face Aymee.  Aymee's conflicted, a little
    scared.

                                  LOIS
                   It isn't a game anymore, honey.
                   It's life or death.

                                  AYMEE
                   How do I know you're telling the
                   truth?

                                  LOIS
                   We have the lab report.

                                  AYMEE
                   That could be forged.

                                  LOIS
                   You _don't_ know we're telling the                              *
                   truth.  Not for sure.  You have to
                   trust us.

                                  AYMEE
                   I don't have to trust anyone.
                   Adults lie all the time.  Sometimes
                   they think it's for your own good,
                   but it's still a lie.

                                  CLARK
                   Do you think we're lying now?

    Aymee looks at them.  She doesn't think they're lying, but
    she also doesn't trust her instincts.  Lois kneels, takes
    Aymee in her arms.

                                  LOIS
                   You've got to believe us.  Your
                   friends are in danger.  You can
                   save them.
                        (beat)
                   Do what you think is right.  That's
                   all any of us can do, no matter how
                   old or young or smart we are.                                   *

    Aymee studies both their faces, decides.

                                  AYMEE
                   Just you two?

    They nod.

                                  AYMEE
                        (continuing)
                   Metropolis Harbor.

                                                    CUT TO:


                            --page break--
    SMART KIDS  (#6)   Pink Rev.       9/7/93                               47.    


55  INT. KIDS' LAIR - DAY                                                        55

    Dudley and Karen have set up an ambush by the entrance.
    They wear the super-supersoaker rigs.

                                  KAREN
                        (from hiding)
                   Incoming!

    Lois, Clark, and Aymee enter, halt when they see the
    reception committee.

                                  DUDLEY
                   Hold it right there.

    Aymee fearlessly marches up to Dudley and pushes the
    nozzle aside.

                                  AYMEE
                   Dudley, cut it out.  They're with
                   me, okay?

                                  DUDLEY
                        (aiming again)
                   I have my orders.

    Amy pulls the plug on his tanks and a goo-colored liquid                       *
    begins to drain out.

                                  DUDLEY
                   Hey!

                                  AYMEE
                        (motioning to Lois and
                         Clark)
                   C'mon.

    Lois and Clark enter the room, look around in wonder.
    Everyone's present but Phillip.                                                *

                                  LOIS
                   Where's Lex Luthor?

                                  DUDLEY
                   Not so fast, lady.

                                  AYMEE
                   Guys, they're here to help us.
                        (beat)
                   They found out the smart stuff
                   turns to poison if you keep using
                   it.  Really, it's the truth.

    Uncertainly, Dudley and Karen exchange a glance.

                                  DUDLEY
                   Prove it.

                                                    (CONTINUED)


                            --page break--
    SMART KIDS  (#6)   Pink Rev.       9/7/93                               48.    


55  CONTINUED:                                                                   55

                                  CLARK
                   We have proof, but not here.

                                  DUDLEY
                   It's a trick.

                                  CLARK
                   It's not a trick.  You've got to
                   stop taking Mentamide 5 right now.

                                  KAREN
                        (plaintive)
                   Then we won't be smart anymore.

                                  LOIS
                   You _will_ be smart.  You were
                   always smart.  You'll just be
                   normal.  We know about Dr. Carlton                              *
                   and what he did.  He's through.                                 *

    Another shared glance from the kids.  They're on the
    fence.

                                  AYMEE
                   Listen up.  You know me.  I
                   wouldn't steer you wrong.
                        (re: Lois and Clark)
                   These are friends of mine.  I think
                   we should believe them.

    Slowly Dudley unhooks his harness; Karen follows suit.

                                  CLARK
                   Where's Lex Luthor?

                                  DUDLEY
                   Phillip's got him.  In the spy
                   center.  Down the hallway.

    Clark looks at Lois.

                                  LOIS
                   Okay, go.  But be careful.  I'll                                *
                   keep an eye on these three.                                     *

    Clark hurries from the room.                                                   *

                                                    CUT TO:

56  INT. CORRIDOR OUTSIDE KIDS' LAIR                                             56

    Clark has already taken several steps along the corridor.
    He looks both ways, then quickly removes his coat and tie
    and unbuttons his shirt.  Beneath, the "S."


                            --page break--
    SMART KIDS  (#6)   Pink Rev.       9/7/93                               49.    


57  INT. SPY CENTER                                                              57

    Lex Luthor sits in a chair ringed by mechanical arms
    holding hypodermic needles filled with a red, frothy                           *
    liquid.  He has some freedom of movement, but not enough
    to escape the trap.

    Nearby, studying the array of monitors being fed
    information from all over the city, stands Phillip.                            *
    Phillip turns as a _RED AND BLUE BLUR_ approaches and
    stops several paces away.  Phillip's eyes seem swollen                         *
    and unnaturally bright.  Luthor, very alert but aware of
    his peril, remains silent.

                                  PHILLIP
                   Hi, Superman.  Guess you won game
                   number one.

                                  SUPERMAN
                   What game, Phillip?

                                  PHILLIP
                   Hide and seek.

    Superman takes a step closer.

                                  PHILLIP
                        (continuing)
                   Careful.  There's always game
                   number two.

                                  SUPERMAN
                   What's that?

    Phillip opens a clenched fist to reveal a small, wireless
    transmitter.

                                  PHILLIP
                        (continuing, nodding
                         toward Luthor)
                   Pin the tail on the donkey.
                        (beat)
                   Even you're not fast enough to stop
                   me from using this.  Mr. Luthor
                   here could end up with the I.Q. of
                   a radish.

                                  SUPERMAN
                   Phillip, are you all right?  Did
                   you take more smart stuff?

                                  PHILLIP
                   Yeah.  The new improved version.                                *
                   My mind is so big...

    At this, Luthor can no longer restrain himself.

                                                    (CONTINUED)


                            --page break--
    SMART KIDS  (#6)   Pink Rev.       9/7/93                               50.    


57  CONTINUED:                                                                   57

                                  LUTHOR
                   You took Mentamide 6?

    Phillip nods.

                                  LUTHOR
                        (continuing, awed)
                   But you're still...

                                  PHILLIP
                   Smart?  Oh, yes.  There was a flaw
                   in the formula, but I fixed it.

    Luthor licks his lips, his eyes lit with greed.

                                  SUPERMAN
                   The other kids want to go back to
                   the way things were.  How about
                   you?

                                  PHILLIP
                   I can't go back.

                                  SUPERMAN
                   You can.  It'll wear off.  If you
                   don't take any more, you'll be
                   normal again.

                                  PHILLIP
                   Normal is boring.

                                  SUPERMAN
                   Different is worse.  _I_ know.
                   Different is never quite fitting
                   in, never quite blending in.
                   Different is wishing you weren't.

    Now, for the first time, Phillip seems to focus on
    Superman, as if his words have had some effect.

                                  LUTHOR
                   _Special_, not different.

                                  SUPERMAN
                   Be quiet, Luthor.

                                  PHILLIP
                   He can talk.  For now.

                                  LUTHOR
                   Thank you.  You've become a very
                   special person, Phillip.  Unique.
                   You deserve special treatment.  I
                   can arrange that, son.  Anything
                   you want.
                                  (MORE)

                                                    (CONTINUED)


                            --page break--
    SMART KIDS  (#6)   Pink Rev.       9/7/93                               51.    


57  CONTINUED:  2                                                                57

                                  LUTHOR (CONT'D)
                        (beat)
                   I had no idea Dr. Carlton was using
                   his research grant at LexLabs to
                   experiment on you kids.  I'm
                   shocked, of course, but I take full
                   responsibility.  Let me make it up
                   to you and the others.

                                  SUPERMAN
                   He's lying.  As long as you stay
                   the way you are, men like Lex
                   Luthor will find ways to use you
                   for their own selfish ends.

                                  LUTHOR
                   He wants to take it away from you.
                   I want to give.

                                  SUPERMAN
                   It's the other way around.
                        (beat)
                   Come with me, I can show you.                                   *

                                  PHILLIP
                        (nods at the monitors)
                   We can see everything from here.

    Superman looks at the monitors, takes a deep breath,
    accepts the challenge.

                                  SUPERMAN
                   Okay.
                        (beat)
                   Metropolis Park?

    Phillip punches numbers on a key board.


58  MAIN MONITOR                                                                 58

    A sunny, busy day in the park:  kids, adults, dogs,
    vendors, etc.  The hidden camera PANS until...

                                  SUPERMAN (O.S.)
                   There.

    A game of tag.  Nearby, several adults dressed for work
    eat hasty brown bag lunches.  The image FREEZES.


59  BACK TO SCENE                                                                59

                                  SUPERMAN
                   What do you see?

                                                    (CONTINUED)


                            --page break--
    SMART KIDS  (#6)   Pink Rev.       9/7/93                               52.    


59  CONTINUED:                                                                   59

                                  PHILLIP
                   Kids playing, adults watching.

                                  SUPERMAN
                   Why do they watch, do you think?

                                  PHILLIP
                   I don't know.

                                  SUPERMAN
                   They watch because they remember
                   what it was like to be kids
                   themselves.  To have that much fun,
                   and yet so few worries and
                   responsibilities.

                                  PHILLIP
                   I'm still a kid.

                                  SUPERMAN
                   Are you?  Do you feel like a kid?
                   Like you used to?  Is anything as
                   good as it was?

    Phillip looks at Superman.

                                  LUTHOR
                   Can I jump in?

                        SUPERMAN                      PHILLIP
            No.                           No.

                                  SUPERMAN
                   Go on.


60  MAIN MONITOR                                                                 60

    Image UNFREEZES.  Camera continues to PAN.

                                  SUPERMAN (0.S.)
                   There.  Don't stop it.

    Two frustrated kids struggle to get a kite aloft, with no
    success.


61  PULL BACK TO INCLUDE ALL                                                     61

                                  PHILLIP
                   The angle's wrong.  They should run
                   _into_ the wind to get their lift.
                   Basic physics.

                                  SUPERMAN
                   You'd get it right the first time.

                                                    (CONTINUED)


                            --page break--
    SMART KIDS  (#6)   Pink Rev.       9/7/93                               53.    


61  CONTINUED:                                                                   61

                                  PERRY
                   Every time.

                                  SUPERMAN
                   So, why bother to try?

                                  PHILLIP
                   I probably wouldn't.

    The kids, yelling with excitement, get the kite up.  It
    soars.

                                  SUPERMAN
                   Then you'd miss something.
                   Learning as you mature, is an                                   *
                   exciting and rewarding process.                                 *
                   Why deny yourself?

                                  LUTHOR
                   Because Phillip doesn't need to get
                   stupid again just to work his way
                   back to intelligence.  Whatever he
                   wants is in his grasp now: power,
                   privilege, wealth.

                                  SUPERMAN
                   But would he enjoy them?

                                  LUTHOR
                   Who wouldn't?

                                  SUPERMAN
                   Someone who had gone beyond
                   humanity into becoming... something
                   else.

                                  LUTHOR
                   Something more.

                                  SUPERMAN
                   Something we were never meant to
                   be.

                                  LUTHOR
                   Nonsense.

                                  SUPERMAN
                        (to Phillip)
                   What do you feel, Phillip?  How
                   wonderful or terrible is it really?
                   You're the only one who knows.
                   You're the only one who can decide.

                                                    (CONTINUED)


                            --page break--
    SMART KIDS  (#6)   Pink Rev.       9/7/93                               54.    


61  CONTINUED:  2                                                                61

                                  LUTHOR
                   _That_ I agree with.  Come on,
                   Phillip.  Choose.  Back to
                   kiddihood, or onward to greatness.

                                  SUPERMAN
                        (to Phillip)
                   Are you smart enough to know a lie
                   when you hear one?

                                  PHILLIP
                        (to Superman)
                   Would you go back to being a kid...
                   if you could?

                                  SUPERMAN
                   No.  I've already been one.  I've
                   moved on.  Someday you will, too.
                   But not now.  When it's time.

                                  PHILLIP
                   It's not easy being a kid.

                                  SUPERMAN
                   No one said it was.

    Phillip moves to Luthor's side, stares at the needles
    inches from Luthor's skin.  For the first time, Luthor
    begins to sweat.

                                  LUTHOR
                   Don't do anything you'll regret,
                   Phillip.

                                  SUPERMAN
                        (concerned)
                   Phillip...

    Phillip hits the switch on the transmitter.  Luthor
    tenses.  Superman surges forward... The liquid sprays
    harmlessly over Luthor's body, drips down his chest, a                         *
    gummy mess.  Superman sighs with relief.  Phillip takes a                      *
    drop of the stuff on his finger, licks.                                        *

                                  PHILLIP
                        (smiling)                                                  *
                   Cherry.

    On Luthor's expression, scammed by a kid, we...                                *

                                                    CUT TO:


                            --page break--
    SMART KIDS  (#6)   Pink Rev.       9/7/93                               55.    


62  EXT. BECKWORTH SCHOOL PLAYGROUND - (DAY #6)                                  62*

    Lois, Clark, and Jimmy watch with amusement as kids race
    past them:  noisy, happy, energetic, definitely normal.

                                  JIMMY
                   Some story.

                                  LOIS
                   Thank god Lex wasn't hurt.  He made
                   sure all Carlton's notes, samples,
                   everything were destroyed.  A
                   lesser man would have tried to take
                   advantage.  He even agreed to pay
                   off the charges the kids put on his
                   credit card.

                                  CLARK
                        (sardonically)
                   Luthor deserves a lot of credit.

                                  JIMMY
                   I guess with the kids de-Einsteined
                   and Carlton turning himself into a
                   vegetable...

                                  CLARK
                        (again sardonic)
                   I think the phrase Luthor used was
                   'overcome with remorse.'

                                  JIMMY
                   Yeah.  Anyway, no more smart stuff.
                   Too bad.  I coulda used an
                   occasional dose.

                                  LOIS
                   What for?

                                  JIMMY
                   Are you kidding?  Women love brainy
                   guys.

    Lois shakes her head.  Jimmy moves off to join a
    basketball game in progress.  Clark nods toward Aymee and
    Inez, jumping rope nearby.  They pause: Aymee waves, Inez
    blows her a kiss.

                                  CLARK
                   Sorry to give up foster parenthood?

                                  LOIS
                   Sort of, but she was a handful.
                        (beat)
                   She told me she and Inez had a long
                   talk with their mother.  They're
                   thinking about arranging a visit.

                                                    (CONTINUED)


                            --page break--
    SMART KIDS  (#6)   Pink Rev.       9/793                                56.    


62  CONTINUED:                                                                   62

    They begin to walk, passing a group of kids that includes
    Phillip and Dudley.  The kids are writing something on the
    pavement with chalk.  Lois doesn't notice, but as Clark
    passes he looks down at their handiwork.


63  CLOSE ON PAVEMENT  CLARK'S POV                                               63

    It reads: We still think you're Superman.


64  PHILLIP                                                                      64

    catches Clark's eye, winks, scribbles over the writing.


65  LOIS AND CLARK                                                               65

                                  CLARK
                   I don't know, Lois.  I have a funny
                   feeling we haven't seen the last of
                   the smart kids.

                                  LOIS
                   That's a silly thing to say.  Which
                   reminds me, what's wrong with 'Man
                   of La Mancha'?  I suppose _your_
                   favorite musical is 'State Fair'                                *
                   or something equally...

    Lois stops and stares at something over by the fence.

                                  LOIS
                   Hey!

66  LOIS' POV                                                                    66

    Socrates, asleep on his side and SNORING, no longer a                          *
    "smart" pig.                                                                   *


67  LOIS                                                                         67

                                  LOIS
                   I've seen that pig somewhere
                   before.

                                                    FADE OUT.

                             _THE_ _END_

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schumi  (22.07.2019 à 10:47)

Très drôle cet épisode. C'est marrant de voir Loïs se faire mener à la baguette par des enfants mais finalement réussir à les apprivoiser! Et quelle horreur ce Lex: vouloir disséquer des cerveaux d'enfants! il a l'air si gentil comme ça (physiquement) mais c'est un monstre!

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